Dr. Suess: Public Enemy No. 1!

Also No. 2! 

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Statement From the Chinese Provincial Governor's Office:

"Yesterday, March 2, 2021 – a date which will live in infamy – the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Kingdom of Didd. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and the Jungle of Noor are in grave danger. I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by last century's insufficiently-woke children's book authors on Wednesday, March 2, 2021, a state of war has existed between the United States and the citizens of Whoville."--Proconsul Joe Biden, China's Parkinson's Poodle

This means War!

Meanwhile, back on Mulberry Street, safe within the Green Zone and the embrace of the concertina wire, unidentified racial agitators lure unsuspecting children into the Cult of White Supremacy:

Obama reads Green Eggs and Ham

Remember, kids; just one misspent afternoon with these race-obsessed

bigots is enough to turn you into a "Seig-Heil!"-ing monster!

"America First!"

After President Trump Said to Primary Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell Says 
"We Support Lisa Murkowski" - The Last Refuge (theconservativetreehouse.com)
 
                       
                
"..."You hush up your mouth!" howled the mighty King Yertle.
"You've no right to talk to the world's highest turtle.
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
There's nothing, no, NOTHING, that's higher than me!"

But, while he was shouting, he saw with surprise
That the moon of the evening was starting to rise
Up over his head in the darkening skies.
"What's THAT?" snorted Yertle. "Say, what IS that thing
That dares to be higher than Yertle the King?
I shall not allow it! I'll go higher still!
I'll build my throne higher! I can and I will!
I'll call some more turtles. I'll stack 'em to heaven!
I need 'bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!"

But, as Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand
And started to order and give the command,
That plain little turtle below in the stack,
That plain little turtle whose name was just Mack,
Decided he'd taken enough. And he had.
And that plain little lad got a bit mad.
And that plain little Mack did a plain little thing.
He burped!
And his burp shook the throne of the king!

And Yertle the Turtle, the king of the trees,
The king of the air and the birds and the bees,
The king of a house and a cow and a mule...
Well, that was the end of the Turtle King's rule!
For Yertle, the King of all Sala-ma-Sond,
Fell off his high throne and fell Plunk! in the pond!

And today the great Yertle, that Marvelous he,
Is King of the Mud. That is all he can see.
And the turtles, of course... all the turtles are free
As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.".......
       No wonder Dr. Suess is verboten in zee Green Zone, comrades.

Adolf the Original Reichstag Speaker
That Trump-I-am
That Trump-I-am!
I do not like
That Trump-I-am

Do you like
real votes and ham?

I do not like them,
Trump-I-am.
I do not like
Real votes and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
in Maricopa.
I would not like them
with Joe's L-Dopa.
We do not like
Real votes and ham.
We do not like them,
Trump-I-am.

We do not like them
midnight in Philly
or in Atlanta
Don't you be silly.

We will not have
election observers
while counting votes
on Chinese servers.

We do not like
real votes for Trump.
That's why we drive them
to the dump

We'll erase them with our
CheatWare Systems
and Steal the Deal
with Mail-In fictions

We just can't stand
that Trump-I-am
So we'll vote FOR you,
sirs and ma'mes!


Pictured Here, Hunter Biden chases his Chinese handler 
for his paycheck and the Big Guy's 10%

Chinese chattel slavery doesn't bother them.
Letting China run our power grid doesn't bother them.
Letting China have our jobs, steal our technology, run amok on campuses, 
release Coronaviruses and tabulate our votes doesn't bother them.
Even letting China purchase the Bidens doesn't bother them.

But a 70-year-old cartoon--that REALLY, REALLY BOTHERS THEM!


"Here's what I'd like to know: when are these heroes going to stand up to the real threat facing America; A.A. Milne, that bastard Pooh and his kowtowing Commie-boys? Hmm?"