Rest in the Vine: MNN's Evening Noose

Sunday, November 12, 2023

MNN's Evening Noose

with your MNN Anchorman Dutch Reagan

BREAKING NOW...

* SAN FRANCISCO TO HOST MEETING BETWEEN EMPEROR XI AND HIS COLONIAL GOVERNOR JOE SOMEBODY

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Topics Not Up for Discussion Include:

How to Boost Human Trafficking Numbers and Fentanyl Sales, New Laser Targeting Sites beyond Maui and Additional Spy Ballon Flights. Also, the Emperor's Awesome Super-Power of Getting San Francisco to Clean Up its Filthy Streets Which They Won't Do for You, Only for California's Chinee Owners.

* STARTLING NEW POLL: 100% OF AMERICANS BELEIVE THE FBI HAS EARNED A GIANT NEW HEADQUARTERS BUILDING:

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(Poll taken by MNN and Special Answers(tm) Polling Solutions (SAPS). No Actual Likely or Unlikely Voters Interviewed. Margin of Error: plus or minus 100%)

* In Recovery News, Former Teleprompter Reader Barack Obama will enter treatment at the Bettima Fatima Clinic for his out-of-control Terrorist Funding- Addiction.

"I can't help it. If I see a keffiyeh, I get an uncontrollable urge to invent another excuse to give the Taliban, Hamas and the Mullahs billions and billions of taxpayer dollars," he said. "My name is Barry and I'm a terro-holic."
Obama famously beat his previous addiction; turning gay tricks in taxicabs for the CIA.

* And in Travel, Leisure and Entertainment News:

In a desperate attempt to cling to the delusion of semi-relevance, Gov. Chris Christie has requested an Israeli Travel Visa in order to insert himself into the conflict.
However, Israeli officials were forced to turn down the former governor's request after secret enemy plans were discovered to build a vast, sprawling tunnel complex under his ~~fat ass~~ voluminous posterior.
"We have no choice but to pre-emptively close the lanes of the Governor's Tunnel Authority," said a spokesman for Israel's Dept. of 'Hey--Can't You See We're Kinda' Busy Over Here to Be Babysitting Baby Huey Here?'.

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Psalm 91

1 He who dwells in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. 2 I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress; My God, in Him I will trust.” 3 Surely He shall deliver you from the snare of the fowler And from the perilous pestilence. 4 He shall cover you with His feathers, And under His wings you shall take refuge; His truth shall be your shield and buckler. 5 You shall not be afraid of the terror by night, Nor of the arrow that flies by day, 6 Nor of the pestilence that walks in darkness, Nor of the destruction that lays waste at noonday. 7 A thousand may fall at your side, And ten thousand at your right hand; But it shall not come near you. 8 Only with your eyes shall you look, And see the reward of the wicked. 9 Because you have made the Lord, who is my refuge, Even the Most High, your dwelling place, 10 No evil shall befall you, Nor shall any plague come near your dwelling; 11 For He shall give His angels charge over you, To keep you in all your ways. 12 In their hands they shall bear you up, Lest you dash your foot against a stone. 13 You shall tread upon the lion and the cobra, The young lion and the serpent you shall trample underfoot. 14 “Because he has set his love upon Me, therefore I will deliver him; I will set him on high, because he has known My name. 15 He shall call upon Me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him and honor him. 16 With long life I will satisfy him, And show him My salvation.”

The Prodigy

“…What has America done for the benefit of mankind? Let our answer be this: America, with the same voice which spoke herself into existence as a nation, proclaimed to mankind the inextinguishable rights of human nature, and the only lawful foundations of government. She has, in the lapse of nearly half a century, without a single exception, respected the independence of other nations while asserting and maintaining her own. She has abstained from interference in the concerns of others, even when conflict has been for principles to which she clings, as to the last vital drop that visits the heart. Wherever the standard of freedom and Independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will her heart, her benedictions and her prayers be. But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. She well knows that by once enlisting under other banners than her own, were they even the banners of foreign independence, she would involve herself beyond the power of extrication, in all the wars of interest and intrigue, of individual avarice, envy, and ambition, which assume the colors and usurp the standard of freedom. The fundamental maxims of her policy would insensibly change from liberty to force…. She might become the dictatress of the world. She would be no longer the ruler of her own spirit…. Her glory is not dominion, but liberty. Her march is the march of the mind. She has a spear and a shield: but the motto upon her shield is, Freedom, Independence, Peace.”--John Quincy Adams on the foundation of American Foreign Policy, 1821

Sunday, November 12, 2023

MNN's Evening Noose

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