CRACKING NOW...
* N.Y. GOV. HOCHUL: IF YOU VOTE R., YOU'RE ANTI-AMERICAN
HOCHUL THEN ORDERED ALL SQUIRRELS UNDER THE AGE OF TWO BE PUT TO DEATH BY ROYAL DECREE
DEPT. OF CONSERVATION: "WE HAD TO KILL THE SQUIRREL TO CONSERVE THE SQUIRREL"
UPDATE: VOTING RECORDS INDICATE PEANUT AND FRED THE RACCOON CAST MULTIPLE BALLOTS FOR KAMALA WHILE IN CUSTODY
IN WHAT IS WIDELY-VEIWED BY THE HOUSEPET-AMERICAN COMMUNITY AS A TEST DRIVE FOR AMERICAN ELECTIONS, THE PAIR OF DISSIDENTS WERE ALSO ABLE TO CAST HUNDREDS OF OVERSEAS BALLOTS FOR VICKY NULAND'S PERMANENT WAR REGIME IN MOLDOVA, DESPITE BEING, YOU KNOW, DECEASED
AND PETS
MEANWHILE, MILLIONS OF NYC RATS WERE GIVEN PROTECTED STATUS AND OBAMA PHONES
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Governor: "I'm confiscating Toto for Dr. Pfauci's Seasonal Election Fever experiments, little girl!" |
The Biden-Harris Govt Is Helping China Buy Land Near U.S. Bases
* IN TRANSPARENT CAMPAIGN PLOY, BIDEN TO OPEN NEW MILITARY BASES IN SWING STATES
CHINESE MILITARY BASES, BUT STILL
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* HARRIS/WALZ CAMPAIGN VOWS TO KEEP CALLING TRUMP A FASCIST UNTIL HE PLEDGES SUPPORT FOR NAZI AZOV BRIGADES IN UKRAINE
Manufactured News Network: “All the Bidens Money Can Buy is All the Bidens!”
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