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| Pictured here: Elvis tells MNN that Pres. Trump has nominated him to run the DEA, like Nixon promised him years ago |
BREAKING NOW...
* BIDEN PROMISES A SMOOTH TRANSITION BY NOT SHOOTING PRESIDENT TRUMP IN THE HEAD AGAIN
* GERALDO THROWS UP IN MOUTH AFTER HEARING OF GAETZ NOMINATION
ALSO BEFORE HEARING
* THE ONION BUYS INFOWARS TO MAKE IT INTO INFOWARS PARODY SITE, JUST AS ALEX JONES PREDICTED
THIS AFTER THEY SUCESSFULLY TURNED THE ONION INTO A PARODY SITE OF THE ONION
* POLLS SHOW KAMALA HARRIS A SHOO-IN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNORSHIP AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GET ELECTED
* GOV. NOEM TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH HOMELAND SPECIAL INVESTIGATIONS' SHARPSHOOTERS
PREFERABLY "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT..."
* DICK VAN DYKE, 98, SAYS HE MAY NOT LIVE THROUGH ANOTHER TRUMP TERM
BUT DICK--YOU KNOW A NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN!
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| pictured here with Nina Jankowicz |
* PRES. TRUMP EXPECTED TO NOMINATE AMISH TO DEPT. OF AG
PICK CAUSES BIG AG UNIPARTY TO GO BUGGY
* BIDEN TRAVELS TO SOUTH AMERICA HOPING TO PRESERVE HIS FOREIGN POLICY PRIORITIES SUCH AS TRAFFICKING WOMEN, CHILDREN AND FENTANYL
* ERIC HOVDE (R.), MARQUIS OF QUEENBERRY, IS SOMEWHAT CONCERNED THAT DEMOCRATS ARE STEALING HIS SENATE VICTORY
"IF THESE RUFFIANS PERSIST, I MAY BE RELUCTANTLY FORCED TO WRITE A MILDLY-WORDED LETTER TO THE GENTLEMANS' DEBATING SOCIETY."
* EVA LONGORIA FLEES TRUMP'S AMERICA, HAVING SPENT HER WHOLE ADULT IN CALIFORNIA AND ALLOWING JOE BIDEN TO NIPPLEGRAZE HER
* IN A TOUCHING HOLIDAY MOMENT AND AT THE URGING OF OBAMA, BIDEN SAYS HE WILL PAY IRAN $10 BILLION TO GET A GROUP OF AMERICAN HOSTAGES RETURNED HOME BY CHRISTMAS
THE HOSTAGES ARE SCHEDULED TO BE KIDNAPPED SOME TIME AROUND THANKSGIVING
* JOHN "WAR PIG" BOLTON CALLS FOR FULL FBI INVESTIGATIONS INTO TRUMP NOMINEES, AS IF THE FBI WEREN'T ALREADY WORKING OVERTIME TRYING TO FRAME ALL OF THEM
Manufactured News Network: "We Were Also Nominated by President Trump, but We're Not Giving Up This Lucrative Gig!"
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