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* WHILE COMEY'S FBI INFAMOUSLY NAMED THEIR #FAKE TRUMP INVESTIGATION "CROSSFIRE HURRICANE" AFTER KEITH RICHARD'S LYRICS, CHRIS WRAY NAMED HIS "ARTIC FROST" PROBE AFTER HIS FAVORITE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK, DISNEY'S "FROZEN"

WHAT A DRAG IT IS GETTING COLD

* JOHN ROBERT'S PET FISA FERRET AND CIA LACKEY JUDGE JAMES BOASBERG RULES AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ALIEN ENEMIES ACT WHEN SO MANY DOMESTIC ENEMIES ARE AVAILABLE

BOASBERG ORDERED THE AIRPLANES TO TURN AROUND AND BRING BACK TREN DE ARAGUA GANG MEMBERS SO THEY CAN RAPE AND MURDER MORE AMERICANS FOR HIS MASTER satan the forever loser

Insurrectionist Cartel Judges caught in the Act

* "WE ARE AGRESSIVELY PURSUING INTELLIGENCE LEAKERS," SAYS DNI TULSI GABBARD, WHO HAS COME A LONG WAY SINCE SHE STOPPED TERRORIZING THE NATION'S AIRLINES

Thank you for your surfs!

* MAXINE WATERS CLAIMS PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS A CIVIL WAR LIKE WHEN SHE WAS A GIRL

* FLORIDA LOWERS RIFLE PURCHASE AGE TO HOWEVER OLD LITTLE X IS

* NEWSOM HIDES LA FIRE EMAILS AND TEXTS, CLAIMING REPORTERS SHOULDN'T PLAY IN ARSONISTS' SPORTS

          CALIFORNIA LIZARD KING

* ROMANIA'S HIGH COURT RULED THAT VOLODOMYR ZELENSKY AND MIKE PENCE WILL BE THE WINNERS OF THAT NATION'S UPCOMING FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS

Pictured here: President President Zelensky congratulates the next Vice-President Vice-President of Romania

* WHITE HOUSE CHARGES PRESS CORPS WITH BIAS: “WHEN THEY HIT BIDEN WITH A BOOM MIC, THEY LET IT PASS HARMLESSLY THROUGH HIS BODY”

Manufactured News Network: “Body Double, Maybe!”