BREAKING NOW THEN...
(1968) The New York Times turned in Whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg to authorities today. Ellsberg was reportedly shopping his “Pentagon Papers” to various outlets.
“We can’t have whistleblowers challenging the Holy Word of our Government Officials and calling into question our Sacred war effort,” said Chief Editor Sulz Pinchberger, Sr..
”The Government has a Divine Right–no, a Divine Duty, to conduct Secret Wars, Secret Elections and Secret Surveillance with Secret Police. You know, to save our Precious Democracy. And get the word out–we’re always looking to hire more CIA officers to increase our transparency, ” said Pinchberger.
In Current Day News, zee American Surveillance State illegally located the Designated Patsy young airman, and hands it off to their Leg-Humping Media pets in order to launder the “discovery” back to them, thus avoiding exposure of their criminal Surveillance State measures.
They even have the Times show up at the guy’s house first to maintain the fiction.
Just like the Obiden Junta wrote the “Parents are Terrorists”-School Board letter, and then gave it to them to mail back to the White House.
The Regime says it can stop the next leak if given complete control of the Internet.
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