MNN's Weakened Report

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* SCIENTISTS STUNNED AS NASA'S ROCKETS NAMED FOR OBAMA'S SERPENT-GOD ANCESTORS DISCOVER STARTLING CAUSE OF ECLIPSE: CHRIS CHRISTIE

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In occultic ancestor worship ceremony, Obama opens underground portal
and allows Chris Christie to escape from New Jersey Tunnel Authority

* BIDEN TO SEND IRAN ANOTHER $10 BILLION TO PAY OFF STUDENT LOAN DEBTS OF IRAN'S MULLAHS

"Let's see the Supreme Court stop that," said Community College Doctor Jill Biden, currently running for Re-Installation as Power-Grasping Puppet First Babysitter. 

Iran had asked for $1 Billion, but Joe Biden held out for $10 Billion. By which I mean "Obama".

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The Ayatollah asks Obama to stop groveling and sending money:
"Frankly, it's getting embarrassing," said Obama's other ancestor

* ADMINISTRATION RELEASES NEW PANDEMIC POLICY: "15 MONTHS TO STOP THE SPREAD OF REPORTERS ASKING DR. FAUCI ABOUT WUHAN"

"It's working well," said spokeswoman Nan O'Lipid. "So far, not one reporter has asked him about Chapel Hil--I mean, Wuhan."

The Altar of Deceit – Exposing those who Worship at the Altar of Deception (thealterofdeceit.net)

*CONGRESS PASSES FISA EXTENSION, WHICH ALLOWS THE DEEP STATE TO SPY ON EVERYBODY WHICH THEY WERE GOING TO DO ANYWAY WHETHER OR NOT CONGRESS PASSES FISA EXTENSION

UNDER THE FOREIGN SURVEILLENCE BILL, CONGRESS WOULD BE EXEMPT FROM SURVELLENCE AND ENTIRE U.S. CODE, WHILE ALL U.S. CITIZENS ARE DECLARED "HONORARY FOREIGNERS"

THE BI-PARTISAN BILL WAS PASSED BY BOTH PARTIES--BRIBERY AND BLACKMAIL

CHRIS WRAY TELLS CONGRESS THAT HE MUST FINISH INVESTIGATING 100 MILLION TRUMP VOTERS BEFORE HE CAN INVESTIGATE ISIS-K TERROR CELLS

UNLESS THEY ATTEND LATIN MASS

“See? Those proposed FISA Reforms that we had killed are already working at the FBI. We haven’t tried to overthrow Joe Biden once!”

DEVELOPING...

CITY AUTHORITIES HELPLESS AS FOREIGN SQUATTERS CLAIM LOCAL HOME

An MNN Entertainment News UPDATE:

CALIFORNIA JURY AWARDS 'LAW AND ORDER' PRODUCERS ALL OF E. JEAN CARROLL'S $83 MILLION AWARD, SINCE THEY WROTE THE 2012 SCRIPT SHE PLAGIARIZED FROM "LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS NAMED TRUMP UNIT"

Crazy Bag Lady Will However Be Allowed to Keep Wearing the Clothes She Hasn't Changed In 23 Years...

...that, I believe!

On the bright side, her plagiarism qualifies her to be an Ivy League college president. And that's Show Biz!

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