CNN Drag Strip Groupies Against Global Warming!

Great Birds of Fire: The Science is Settled!




"You smashed my car!"
"It wasn't me, lady--it was, uh ...Wolf Blitzer!"
 

They call him "Pink Slip" Coumo.

Not because he'll race you for car titles. He just likes wearing pink slips.

Ed Driscoll writes the ticket:

"...sources said, he was drag racing the hot rod. But a friend of the anchor insisted Cuomo never actually raced the car and was just goofing around for photos before he clumsily cracked his radiator by hitting a parked German import. ...
“It was a full-blown drag race . . . Everybody heard it,” said a source. “He lost control and crashed into a parked Mercedes. ..."”

"Late last year on CNN, Cuomo hectored Rep. Steve King (R-IA) on air, asking, “Why won’t you get on board with the science” of global warming? Perhaps King is waiting for Cuomo himself to get onboard. To paraphrase the Insta-Professor, I’ll believe global warming is a crisis, when the people who tell me it’s a crisis act like it’s a crisis themselves – and cease drag racing in their ’69 Firebirds. Do it for Gaia, Chris!

Or do it to avoid the appearance of doubleplus ungood crimethink: “Dem Party Platform Calls For Prosecuting Global Warming Skeptics.”".........

"Smell my exhaust!"

"But, but... she's my Little Duece Coupe--you don't know what she's got!"

 

When I Was a Kid(tm), we had a name for Drag-Race Deniers like Chris Coumo:

 

 

Rat Finks Never Win, Chris. Ask Amanpour.

That was Fun, Fun, Fun.

Cool, Daddy.