Friday, December 30, 2016

Dave Barry's Fake News is Better Than Your Fake News!

I'm Talking to You, CNN

"She is declared the winner of the Iowa caucuses via a controversial and confusing process that, in some precincts, involves dodgeball. But Clinton faces an unexpectedly strong challenge from Sen. Bernie Sanders, a feisty 217-year-old Vermont senator with a message of socialism, but the good kind of socialism where everybody gets a lot of free stuff, not the kind where starving people fight over who gets the lone remaining beet at the co-op. Sanders wins the New Hampshire Democratic primary, followed, in what some observers see as a troubling sign, by Vladimir Putin.".......

I saw Lone Remaining Beet open for Huey Lewis in '95.

"The News was hot that year."

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