|"Even though Iran is building nukes with our money and half the country is out of work, I think we can all agree; the most important threat we face today is people saying things without getting my permission first.|
It must be stopped. Lives are at risk."
|"That's better. How 'bout you, private sector? Do you reject fake news, too?"|
|"Very good, private sector--who did not cheat and give me the answers |
or collude with my campaign in any way.
Now, let's see a show of hand by those opposed to my federalized Fake News Suppression Squads..."
|"Um....okay. Nevermind. I have to go now. I have an sudden appointment downtown."|
|"No, no, no...please don't make me go up the elevator and see him!"|