Thursday, August 9, 2018

He Said There Was An Info War--and They Proved Him Right!

Even If "He's a Total Dick", That's Not the Point

And he's certainly not alone:

Dear Mr. Jones, 

After secretly reviewing your opinions, your contacts, your internet history, your credit history, your school transcripts, your dental records, your voting records, your library records, your tax records and your legal records, me and my fellow giant corporations have decided you are a threat to the American Way of Life.


By the way, you owe $5,355.75 in overdue book fines for losing "Danny and the Dinosaur" from the Spring Lake Elementary School library in 1965.


Have a nice day, 

"Tail-gunner Mark" Zuckerberg 

ps: We will also be contacting your phone, power and water companies. You may experience brown-outs, busy signals and water stoppage during shampoos. Also local restaurants and grocery stores will be informed. Stock up!


ps ps: Even though we are silencing you, Alex, we hope you will still consider being our customer for our exciting new services: managing your medical and banking records!

In fact, we've already enrolled you. If you wish to opt out, click here to begin the lengthy and onerous five-year process of withdrawing. I see here your check to the auto parts store bounced and your blood pressure is a little high--better get those taken care of!--Mark


Apple, Facebook, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Spotify, YouTube/Google and their madly-obsessed ringleader, CNN:

"Hmmm...let's see; China has sold organs harvested in the Lao Gai Gulags and Alex Jones disagrees with us about Transgender Rights---we can't possibly do business with that Jones fellow!" 

I'm starting to thnk this is a marketing strategy. They're signaling China and other regimes:


"We'll gladly do Political $urveillence and Cen$or$hip for your Party--just like we do for our Democrat Party at home!"

"Greetings, comrades!"
 
"Raise your hands if you want to see giant media corporations collude to silence their critics..."

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