Jussie Sez: "I Learned It All From You, Obama!"

A Tale of Two Hate Hoaxes

Pictured here, infamous Hoax Crime perpetrator stands next to Jussie Smollett

Well, well; the truth finally came out this week. Jussie Smollet falsely and viciously insinuated that Trump supporters watch his show "Empire". The bastard.

"Empire" is of course about a young man who goes to the Big City to pursue his dream of officiating baseball games, despite his speech impediment. Hey--we just call 'em like we seize 'em. And then we pounce.

Smollett claimed that he single-handedly fought off two attackers while his Subway sandwich remained intact. If there's one conclusion we can draw, it is this: Subway sure has bad luck with celebrity endorsers!

Jussie wore the noose all the way to the hospital instead of just taking it off. In fairness, he was probably busy eating his sub.

His two personal friends, Corey Booker and Kamala Harris, both running for president and trying to pass a federal anti-lynching law, instantly tweeted in unison "This is an attempted modern-day lynching!". Weird, huh?

Why, its almost like--what's the word--"collusion". No wonder they look as nervous as Wolf Blitzer at a Jeopardy reunion.

"...Who? No. We never heard of the guy."

The other story: the Obama/Clinton Crime Family's Russia Hoax Crime, oddly enough, also targeted against Donald Trump and his supporters.

Granted, using the CIA and the FBI to rig an election by wiretapping and framing a candidate and then continuing the coup attempt with a special counsel is not as important as Jussie's Story. But for the heck of it, let's compare and contrast these two Hoax Hate Crimes:

Jussie Smollett: Wrote a Fake Letter to himself which did not get the attention he wanted.
Obama/Clinton: Wrote a Fake Dossier to themselves that did not get the attention they wanted so they had the President briefed on it as an excuse to talk about it to the media.

Jussie Smollett: Enlisted two Nigerian-American brothers to stage the event so there wouldn't be a paper trail and then paid them off in cash
Obama/Clinton: Enlisted two foreign Intelligence Service Chiefs, British and Australian, so there wouldn't be a paper trail as they pawed through the NSA intercepts, and then paid them off with Intelligence Service Medals.

Jussie Smollett: "My cell-phone proves I was attacked by Trump and his puppet supporters!"
Investigators: "Can we see it?"
Jussie Smollett: "No. I'll tell you what it says."
Obama/Clinton: "Our servers prove we were attacked by Russians and their puppet Trump!"
Investigators: "Can we see it?"
Obama/Clinton: "No. We'll tell you what it says."

Obama/Clinton: Nellie Ohr claims Spousal Privilege

Jussie Smollett: Jussie claims Sub Special-Privilege

Jussie Smollett: "I was attacked over there by that bollard."
Obama/Clinton: "I was also attacked by a bollard."

Jussie Smollett: An ambulance was called.

Obama/Clinton: She already had her own ambulance.

Jussie Smollett: The FBI is piecing together his letter. 

Obama/Clinton: The FBI smashed her mobile devices to pieces.

Jussie Smollett: To stay out of jail, he won't talk to police.
Obama/Clinton: To stay out of jail, they invented the Mueller Fraud.

Jussie Smollett: Loves the Fifth Amendment

Obama/Clinton: Loves the Twenty-Fifth Amendment

Obama/Clinton: Applied for a phony FISA Warrant
Jussie Smollett:  Applied for a Crafty Beaver VISA Card 

You know it's bad when you're called an evidence-faking racial arsonist by Reverend Al.

They hate President Trump so much that they feel entitled to tell any lie, break any law and abandon any principle.

Stop the Hate. Stop the Hoaxes. Stop the Lies. For Real, For Once.

UPDATE: Per The Five: If two innocent hat-wearers had happened to wander by, Smollett would have had them thrown in prison. He was trying to make a Rodney King video that could have set off  riots or killings like the "Hands Up"-Hoax.

Also,  this wasn't brought to light by our heroic truth-telling media, They were slobbering on him. It was the police who stopped this travesty. And Smollett forced police to work on his phony crime instead of solving real crimes against black kids.