- Orderly: “You’re going to Del Boca Vista, sir.”
Biden: “Cuba? Great! Obama wouldn’t let me go with him. I always wanted to meet Fidel.”
Orderly: “He’s dead, sir.”
Biden: “No, he’s not. I just called him this morning."
- Orderly: "Not President Obama, sir. Fidel Castro. He's dead."
- Biden: "No he's not. Obama showed me his prized photos of their meeting.”
Orderly: “That’s a secret, sir. You can never, ever say that again. Fidel Castro died several years ago. Besides, you are going to Florida tomorrow, sir, not Cuba.”
Biden: (*silence*)
Biden: “Nurse?”
Orderly: “Yes, Mr. Vice-President?”
Biden: “Where am I going tomorrow?”
Orderly: "We're going to the 7-11 in Rehoboth to get a Slurpee, sir."
Biden: "Yaaaaay!"
- Orderly: (*silence*)
Biden: "Nurse?"
Orderly: "Yes, sir?"
Biden: "What flavor?"
Orderly: "Tapioca for you. Mojito for me."
Biden: "...You mean like they have in Cuba?"
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| "Brain freeze!" (Hat-Tip: sunnyflower5) |
