The Insurance Policy On the Insurance Policy: Your FBI and CIA Took Out Coup Insurance To Protect Themselves

And You Were Thinking Their Job Was To Protect You?

Life Insurance
Car Insurance
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Health Insurance
...Coup Insurance?

Ace:  Newly Released Texts Show That FBI Agents and Analysts Were So Distressed by Likely-Illegal Handling of Trump Investigation They Bought Liability Insurance to Protect Themselves From Subsequent Lawsuits

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The Federalist: 

"We all went and purchased professional liability insurance,” one agent texted on Jan. 10, 2017, the same day CNN leaked details that then-President-elect Trump had been briefed by Comey about the bogus Christopher Steele dossier. 

“Holy crap,” an agent responded. 

“All the analysts too?”

“Yep,” the first agent said. “All the folks at the Agency as well.” .......

But President is the one who is shredding Muh Precious Norms(tm). Right.

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