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 MNN Breaking....

(Del Rio, TX) Americans were shocked and stunned by pictures of the Border Patrol on horseback this week.

"I 'm still spinning," said local man Del Rio. "Most of us have never seen a federal employee do their job before."

In a stunning development, however, more photographs were discovered showing a unnamed senior Biden administration official grabbing a runaway by the shirt as she tries to flee to freedom, using a technique Biden calls "strapping":

Pictured here, Biden clamps down on the NippleFuhrer-variant

"People being strapped. It’s outrageous. I promise you, those people will pay. They will be — an investigation is underway now, and there will be consequences. There will be consequences. It’s an embarrassment. But beyond an embarrassment, it’s dangerous; it’s wrong. It sends the wrong message around the world. It sends the wrong message at home. It’s simply not who we are. Thank you."--Perpetrator Biden

Please, don't call police immediately if your lying eyes have seen this man:

When asked by reporters if there would be a full investigation, spokesliar Gin Saki said--just kidding. They didn't ask. Why would they? All of Official Washington is perfectly content to have a child molester installed as fake president. Because your lying eyes.

Grabbing an illegal border crosser by the back of the shirt is the Crime of the Century.

Grabbing a little girl's nipple by the front of her shirt--well, that's just Joe being Joe!

Manufactured News Network: "The Emperor Has No Clothes...Shhh!"

But the dirty secret is...the rest of DC is naked, too.