Manufactured News Network
Our cameras and mind-reading devices were there:
Obama: (Oh, shit, he’s gonna say something. He’s gonna give us all away. Why is it my turn to babysit, today of all days?)
Joe: “HEY, HADJI, OLD BUDDY! FIX ME A SLURPEE! IT'S 7-11 DAY! GO, TALIBAN! GO, TALIBAN! GO, TALIB…HEY, YOU--YEAH, YOU; HOW OLD ARE YOU, LITTLE GIRL?”
Jill: (This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening. This…)
Bill: (She’s old enough.)
Bloomberg: (She’s taller than me.)
Michelle: (She’s taller than Bloomberg.)
Hillary: *hic*
Bush: ***(crickets)***
Obama: "...GO TALIBAN! GO TALIBAN! GO TALIBAN!" (looks around) "I've wanted to do that all my life!"
Manufactured News Network: "At Least We Admit It!"
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