Dear Honorable Coin-Operated Congressperson;
As Americans and as your employers, we write today to ask you one small favor;
Could you please treat us as if we were Ukrainian politicians, illegal aliens and Chinese Politburo-members?
That way, you will send us unlimited billions in cash and weapons.
You will give us international bellhop service and free airfare.
And you will suck our dicks and drop everything to take our phone calls.
If it's not too much to ask.
Sincerely,
America
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Barbara Lee has voted against every conflict since the French and Indian War.
But even she supports this Endless War, bottomless funding for Raytheon, and CIA Coups forever.
You know– to make the lives of Oakland’s citizens better.
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