BREAKING NOW...
* DEMOCRATS TODAY SUDDENLY ADMITTED DONALD TRUMP WON IN 2020 AND IS INDEED THE RIGHTFUL PRESIDENT, THEREFORE CLAIMING HE CANNOT NOW HAVE A THIRD TERM
* BIDEN AWARDS GEORGE SOROS WITH SPECIAL ARTS & HUMANITIES MEDAL "FOR PRESERVING AND MAINTAINING HIS EXTENSIVE COLLECTION OF NAZI ART FOR ALL THESE YEARS"
SOROS IS ALSO KNOWN FOR HIS COLLECTIONS OF HUG-A-THUG PROSECUTORS AND VOTE-THIEVING ELECTION OFFICIALS. ODDLY, HOWEVER, TV PUNDITS WILL DISCUSS THE FORMER, BUT NEVER THE LATTER...
HILLARY CLINTON WAS ALSO HONORED WITH A MEDAL FOR DAY DRINKING BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY WHEN BIDEN PAID HER MASSIVE OVERDUE TAB AT CHAPPAQUA WINE AND SPIRITS
THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING: JILL BIDEN GAVE AN EMMY TO THOMAS CROOKS FOR "BEST SUPPORTING PERFORMANCE BY A CHILD ACTOR IN A BLACKROCK COMMERCIAL...WELL, TWO BLACKROCK COMMERCIALS"
"Tora!, Tora!, Tora!"
* THE BIDEN REGIME ANNOUNCED THAT IT CONSIDERS THE ENTIRE US CODE "OPTIONAL", EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT FLYING THE FLAG AT HALF-STAFF FOR 30 DAYS THROUGH THE INAUGURATION
BIDEN WILL ALSO PROPOSE NAMING TWO NEW AIRCRAFT CARRIERS; ONE FOR PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER AND ONE FOR PRESIDENT XI JINPENG OF CHY-NA
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