Sunday, July 31, 2016

You Bet Uranium: In ClintonWorld, Everything For $ale!

"Dead Broke"?

Only morally.

That'$ odd--when Hillary li$ted all her major accomplishment$ at the Convention, $he forgot to include the Clinton Grift & Thrift Foundation. Curiou$ omi$$ion, ye$?
Robert Donachie:

"News recently broke that Hillary Clinton’s foundation is under IRS investigation, and at least part of that investigation centers on two companies." ..........

This sounds like an "We can't comment until after the election because it's an ongoing investigation"-deal. In other words, in the Orwellian world of Washington Doublespeak, it is an investigation to stop investigation.

"...[I]t “would give the Russian government control over a sizable portion of America’s uranium production capacity.” During this time, a Russian bank that would assign a “buy rating to Uranium one stock” paid Mr. Clinton $500,000 dollars to speak in Moscow.

The decision had to go through the Committee, which included Secretary Clinton. At the time, her husband, in addition to the speaking arrangements, was “collecting millions in donations from people associated with Uranium One.” The Committee approved the deal in October of 2010.

The only reported Uranium Official to give to the Foundation was the chairman, Ian Tefler, who gave in 2007 less than $250,000. Mr. Tefler’s family charity the Fenwood Foundation, however, donated millions of dollars from 2009 to 2013, reports the New York Times.

The Committee approved sale of the Canadian mining stakes provided the Russians with direct control of “one-fifth of all uranium production” in the United States, reports the New York Times. While the Russians were taking control of Uranium One between 2009 and 2013, Canadian records highlight a “flow of cash made its way” into the pockets of the Clinton Foundation.

Rosatom took 100 percent stake in Uranium One in 2013 and shortly thereafter privatized the company.

The other company that could get Hillary into hot water is Laureate International Universities.

Laureate hired former President Clinton for $16.5 million dollars over five years to act as their “honorary chancellor.” The company also donated between $1 and $5 million dollars to the Clinton Foundation, according to the foundation’s website.

While Hillary was Secretary of State and Bill was drawing a check from Laureate, the International Finance Corporation (IFC), invested $150 million into the company marking the largest single contribution the IFC has made in education. The largest contributor to the IFC is the US government, which during the same period contributed $55 million to the International Youth Foundation (IYF). Coincidentally, or not, the IYF, IFC, and the Clinton Foundation all participated in foundation programming.

The IFC also made a $150 million dollar contribution to a company owned by Frank Giustra."...........

"What am I bid for these premium American uranium mines? Bidding starts at S145 million...going once, going twice, sold!

"Billy Jeff Voted Number One Political Prostitute in all of Khazakstan...Great Success!"
"“We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education. You know, it was not easy. Yes, we were dead broke when Bill and I left with the White House silverware --and now we're freakin' billionaires. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be down in the vault doing the backstroke Scrooge McDuck-style." 

NLPC: Clintons Hide Source of $7 Million in Speaking Fees

"...Bill Clinton gave some thirty speeches for fees totaling $7 million, but that the actual identities of the sponsors is a “mystery.” The speaking fees were apparently routed through speakers bureaus and other entities, which the Clintons reported on Hillary’s disclosure forms as the source, obscuring the actual payer of the fees."...........

Wouldn't it be much better to simply give the Clintons a set of keys to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, sheaves of currency paper and 55-gallon barrels of ink and just let them print their own money?

That way, trade deals, pardons, military secrets, weapons deals, international policy, favors and even Lincoln Bedroom stayovers could all be decided on the merits rather than on Hillary's fear of ending up destitute like Scarlett O'Hara in 'Gone With The Windfall':

"I'm going to grift through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my otherwise unemployable brothers. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill or sell Vladimir our uranium supply. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again! Speaking of, I wonder what's for dinner...a gluten-free bran muffin and a warm kale smoothie? Yummy!" 
I'm old enough to remember Goo-Goo liberals. That's short for 'good government', kids.

Oh, what a quaint, sweet, bygone concept after years and years of Obama and the Clintons. I also seem to recall nuclear non-proliferation and the Nuclear Freeze Movement as The Main Imperative. But that was before the Ayatollah and Putin started giving the orders around here.

"Why are you leaking all my crooked e-mails, Vladimir? Can't a gal fix an election without criticism anymore?"

"You overcharged me."
"You mean like when I used the Russian word for "overcharged" instead of "reset"?

"No. I mean you charged me too much money. What the hell am I going to do with all this overpriced uranium?"

"Don't worry, Vlad--we'll take it off your hands."
"I just knew we could work this all out, Your Holy Majestic Supreme Wonderful Magnificent Highness Leader, Sir. See--just because you say "Death to America!" and we say "God Damn America!", we're really not that far apart!"
"Blah, blah, blah; Show Me the Money!"

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