"Most of you agree with the boss' opinion to fire people who disagree with the boss' opinions!"
I can remember when Lefties mercilessly mocked this kind of Corporate doublespeak. I guess that was before they all got jobs as Vice-presidents of Diversity, Integrity and Governance.
Clearly, Google needs new mottos:
"You're Fired!" But Not In the Mean Way Trump Says It, But In a Thoughtful, Nurturing Inclusive Way!
"Google: We're All About Information-Sharing--You Know, Like Lena Dunham!"
"Please Send Us Your Thoughtful Dissents--From the Unemployment Office!"
"Shuddup," Google Explained.