Friday, August 25, 2017

Live From Buckingham Palace: The Hazard of Dukes!

 
 
Just Jihad boys
Always meanin' to harm
Beat wives you never saw
Underneath Sharia Law
Since the day they was born
 
Hatin' the world
Flattenin' statues
Someday the MOAB might get 'em
Or a Tomahawk cruise
 
Makin' their bombs
The only way they know how
Is it the red wire or the blue wire?
Or is it ...KA-POW!

Stabbin' their way
or driving through crowds
Acid attacks and Allah that,
Frau Merkel allows

I'm a Jihad Boy
You know Mohammed loves me
But you don't understand  
they say "We'll never know his plan"
When I say why on TV
 
But they banned Dukes of Hazzard reruns for your safety...


The Original: "My name is Waylon..."
 

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