Epidemic Sweeps Nation! SCIDS: Sudden Clinton Informant Death Syndrome

Pronounced "See, Sid..."

"Another one bites the dust,
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone,
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too,
Another one bites the
gun-barrel barbells drowning in bathroom bullet in the back freight train dust!"--Queen (the other one)

WikiLeaks lawyer John Jones developed a sudden urge to wrestle a freight train.

British Transport: "He was pronounced dead at the scene. The man’s death is not being treated as suspicious. A file will be prepared for the coroner.”

Move on, citizens. Nothing to see here.