Saturday, October 26, 2019

Happy Birthday to I, Hillary!

Who Does That?

"Why? Because she was a liar. She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee, and the rules of confidentiality. Hillary Clinton is ethically unfit to be either a senator or president--and if she were to become president, the last vestiges of the traditional moral authority of the party of Roosevelt, Truman and Johnson will be destroyed."--Highly-respected Democrat House Judiciary General Counsel Jerry Zeifman, 2008



“Mrs. Landers, Mrs. Landers; you forgot to assign homework for the weekend! And I saw the Beaver chewing gum. Also, Little Johnny Brennan will be in charge of my Re-election Committee to Make Hillary Permanent Hall Monitor-For-Life...and I’ve already ordered the student newspaper to take the kill shot on my opponent, Eddie Haskell.”



Hillary was a good choice to eulogize local crook-made-good Elijah Cummings, as the Cummings were running their own Mini-Me Clinton Foundation, $elling policy out of the Committee's back-door.

Clinton tried to smear Melania with her own Jezebel legacy, but was thrown down again, demonstrating the same malevolence that got the young Alinsky disciple terminated from the Watergate Committee all those years ago.

Such is her corrupting hold on the Democrat Party that even Antifa's pal Tulsi Gabbard only spoke of the Clintons' world-wide Bribery Empire once. Gabbard has since retreated to much safer anti-war criticism, leaving Counsel Zeifman all alone once again, as the only Democrat with the guts to call out Bribe Me-Granny on her corruption.

He witnessed not only her Watergate misdemeanors, but her White House High Crimes: using the FBI against her opponents, trading missile technology for Chinese campaign cash, perjury and selling pardons on the way out the door.

The late Mr. Zeifman was born in New York state in 1925, defended America in the Navy during WWII, went on to Harvard and helped to build the America we grew up in. The one the Clintons ran into a ditch.

Sorry, Jerry. It was your Party. You can cry if you want to. Happy Birthday.
A Grown-Up and Ms. Thrown-Down during a Real Impeachment Hearing

With Special Guest Appearance by Sam Donaldson, on the Left:

Donaldson: "Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes of the past, and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?" 
President Reagan: "Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat!"

"Even though we lost our asset today, Happy Birthday from all of us, too! Eric--did you bring the whistles?"

"So...where's the party?"

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