My Negro: Getting Sanders Between Your Toes at Sheldon Whitehouse's Lily-White's Only Beach Club

It's a Beach Club...and You're Not In It

"But, but...you ARE the Man!"

Bernie Sanders: Republicans Are Trying to Deny People of Color the Right to Vote (breitbart.com):

"What we are trying to do is preserve democracy. And what Republican legislatures and governors are doing in the most disgraceful way imaginable is to try to deny people of color, young people, poor people the right to vote — people with disabilities. That is outrageous. I will go as far as I possible to can to create a vibrant democracy in America and take on those Republicans who are trying to undermine democracy. I’m open to doing everything I possibly can to protect American democracy. Let me tell you something. This is an enormously serious issue.”

You can’t visit Bernie’s Senate office without a picture ID. Or Pelosi’s or Biden’s, either. Guess they’re trying to keep the black folks out.

You know, Democrats stole TWO elections from Bernie. In fairness, Bernie never really wanted to be president. He seemed to want something el$e.

After the nomination was stolen from him, however, Sanders still helped Democrats steal the votes of 100 million American Trump voters, including tens of millions of minority Trump voters. And now he has the balls to lecture the very people whose votes he stole about vote suppression?

Moreover, he even wants to steal all  future elections with H.R. 1,  which would run every single election in America out of the Swamp. 

It would make mandatory the Computer CheatWare and Mail-In Fraud which are merely the 21st-century version of the Democrats' Poll Taxes and Grandfather Clauses under Jim Crow.

You can take Bernie on a Moscow honeymoon,
but you can’t take the Moscow honeymoon out of Bernie!

Meanwhile, back in the Confederate stronghold of Newport, the land of the bean and the cod, where the Whitehouses and the Lowells speak only to Cabots. And the Cabots speak only to God--and none of them speak to pesky black people. 

Yacht to be ashamed of yourself, Sheldon:

Liberal Senator Defends His Membership At An All-White Private Beach Club: “It’s a long tradition" (Video) | Red State Nation: 

"Whitehouse, who was elected to a second term in 2018, might have a difficult time if his name were on the ballot this year—when politicians and commoners alike are being canceled for running afoul of “woke” culture. His refusal to renounce his ties to Bailey’s Beach Club in Newport, R.I., might be considered problematic AF in some circles, especially given that he promised to cancel his membership back in 2006.

Local journalists confronted Whitehouse after learning that he resigned from the club in 2010, but transferred his ownership shares to his wife, Sandra Thornton. As a result, “Mrs. Sheldon Whitehouse” became one of the largest shareholders in the exclusive club, alongside prominent members of the Vanderbilt and Astor families.

Whitehouse refused to back down, telling GoLocalProv.com that while he thought “it would be nice if [Bailey’s] changed a little bit,” he was not in a “position” to make those decisions. “I will take that up privately,” he said, before refusing to comment further.

He continued to defend his family’s membership in the all-white private Bailey’s Beach Club in Newport, GoLocalProv reports. Senator Whitehouse said: “It’s a long tradition in Rhode Island and there are many of them and I think we just need to work our way through the issues.”" .......

"Keep an eye out for mulattos, quadroons and octoroons, Lovey--you know how they are!"

Sheldon Whitehouse is the most sanctimonious, arrogant, self-righteous blowhard in the United States Senate--and that takes some doing. He's the horse's ass of horses' asses in the long, unbroken history of senatorial equine derrières.

"It's a long tradition"? So was Jim Crow, pal. You know what is another long tradition? Sen. Whitesheet quitting this club. He’s been doing it for 15 years now.

However, he did promise to"take that up privately"  with the Astors and Vanderbilts over brandies in the Smoking Lounge. Literally.

"We just need to work our way through the issues."? In 1921 2021?  

Does Sheldon Howell III even hear the bullshit that's coming out of his mouth? 

Cracka, please.

"Bernie, you can't join either. That's another long tradition at the Beach Club.
I'm sure you understand. But, hey, at least you're not black.
You want another house?"

Look at this, little sailor boy:



Command Master Chief / Master Diver Carl Brashear



"Take a knee"? They took Chief Brashear's whole lower leg. He lost it while pulling up a stray nuke off the Atlantic seabed. As a kid growing up on the coast, he may well have saved my life.
Maybe yours, too, Sea Shel.

But you wouldn't have let him join your little Klanbake on the Bay.

It's a Big League. And you're not in it, Senator Mermaid.

"Let ME be clear":

We will never again be lectured on race by a bunch of Communist cocksuckers, Jim Crow Vote-stealers and Corporate/Fascist One Percenters who are whipping up racial lynch mobs to cynically use them for their own Power, Greed and Control.

Your day in the sun is done.

And Freedom has begun.

"Say, old boy--could I have that sunscreen since you won't be needing it?"

A Three Hour Tour--UPDATE:

ITEM 12: I hit it yesterday. I hit it again.

The biggest media lie about Trump was the racist tag. The second biggest lie was that his critics are not racist.".......

Come to think of it, there's another big difference with the Sewer City Swamp Sailors:

Actual President Trump threw Epstein out of his club for pawing women and assisted prosecutors. The Swamp didn't.

They offed Epstein and installed their own pedophile.