Rest in the Vine: MNN's Daylight for Vampires: Morning After Edition

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

MNN's Daylight for Vampires: Morning After Edition

MNN BREAKING ...

* PRESIDENT TRUMP OPENS DUTY-FREE SHOP AT WHITE HOUSE TO SELL "TRUMP 2028!" MERCHANDISE TO EUROPEAN TOURISTS

"...and for you guys, just $29.95--today only!"
"But Mr. President, you charge your supporters half that price!"
"I know."

* PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS THE CIA MUST MAKE A PEACE DEAL OR HE WILL IMPOSE SECONDARY TARIFFS ON THIS YEAR'S OPIUM HARVEST

* DEMONSTRATING HIS FAMOUS WISE AND BALANCED JUDGMENT, JUDGE BOASBERG RULES THAT RUSSIA MUST GIVE BACK CRIMESA, LUHANSK AND DONETSK, WHILE UKRAINE MUST GIVE HUNTER BIDEN HIS BURISMA JOB BACK

"UKRAINIANS ARE LAZY," BOASBERG EXPLAINED. "THEY SIMPLY DON'T WANT THE HIGH-PAYING, NO-SHOW JOBS DONE BY FOREIGNERS."

* EUROPEAN LEADERS PANIC AS PRESIDENT TRUMP ISSUES SECURITY GUARANTEES

…FOR TRAFFICKED CHILDREN

* DUE TO LEGITIMACY CONCERNS, RUSSIA WILL NOT SIGN DEAL WITH UNELECTED PROXY DICTATOR ZELENSKY UNLESS HE IS MADE A FULL- CIA DIRECTOR

* A UKRAINIAN CITIZEN NOT NAMED "NULAND" HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR THE NORDSTREAM BOMBING IN LAKE NATO, ACCORDING TO CIA SPOKESWOMAN PATSY FALLGUY

THE SUSPECT WILL ALSO CONFESS TO THE BUTLER SHOOTING, WRITING THE STEELE DOSSIER, INVENTING COVID, MASTERMINDING 9/11 AND HAVING MALCOLM KILLED, SAY THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DID IT

*JUDGE BOASBERG APOLOGIZES TO CLINESMITH FOR GIVING HIM SIX MONTHS PROBATION FOR THE ATTEMPTED OVERTHROW OF GOVERNMENT

WILL TAKE HIM TO DISNEYLAND INSTEAD, WHERE THEY WILL MEET WITH ERIC CIARAMELLA AT THE DISNEY PRINCESS PAVILLION

* PRESIDENT TRUMP TELLS EUROPEAN LEADERS THEY MUST SPEND 5% OF ALL BRIBES, KICKBACKS AND LAUNDERED MONEY ON MILITARIES, BUT NOT EVEN NATO NEEDS THAT MANY WEAPONS

Pictured here: a Hunter Biden original painting depicting NATO weaponry gifted to our Nazi Allies. Artwork originally priced at $1 million each due to overwhelming public interest of dictators worldwide. Now only ~~$19.95!~~ ~~$9.95!~~ Can I look through your sofa cushions?

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Psalm 91

1 He who dwells in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. 2 I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress; My God, in Him I will trust.” 3 Surely He shall deliver you from the snare of the fowler And from the perilous pestilence. 4 He shall cover you with His feathers, And under His wings you shall take refuge; His truth shall be your shield and buckler. 5 You shall not be afraid of the terror by night, Nor of the arrow that flies by day, 6 Nor of the pestilence that walks in darkness, Nor of the destruction that lays waste at noonday. 7 A thousand may fall at your side, And ten thousand at your right hand; But it shall not come near you. 8 Only with your eyes shall you look, And see the reward of the wicked. 9 Because you have made the Lord, who is my refuge, Even the Most High, your dwelling place, 10 No evil shall befall you, Nor shall any plague come near your dwelling; 11 For He shall give His angels charge over you, To keep you in all your ways. 12 In their hands they shall bear you up, Lest you dash your foot against a stone. 13 You shall tread upon the lion and the cobra, The young lion and the serpent you shall trample underfoot. 14 “Because he has set his love upon Me, therefore I will deliver him; I will set him on high, because he has known My name. 15 He shall call upon Me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him and honor him. 16 With long life I will satisfy him, And show him My salvation.”

The Prodigy

“…What has America done for the benefit of mankind? Let our answer be this: America, with the same voice which spoke herself into existence as a nation, proclaimed to mankind the inextinguishable rights of human nature, and the only lawful foundations of government. She has, in the lapse of nearly half a century, without a single exception, respected the independence of other nations while asserting and maintaining her own. She has abstained from interference in the concerns of others, even when conflict has been for principles to which she clings, as to the last vital drop that visits the heart. Wherever the standard of freedom and Independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will her heart, her benedictions and her prayers be. But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. She well knows that by once enlisting under other banners than her own, were they even the banners of foreign independence, she would involve herself beyond the power of extrication, in all the wars of interest and intrigue, of individual avarice, envy, and ambition, which assume the colors and usurp the standard of freedom. The fundamental maxims of her policy would insensibly change from liberty to force…. She might become the dictatress of the world. She would be no longer the ruler of her own spirit…. Her glory is not dominion, but liberty. Her march is the march of the mind. She has a spear and a shield: but the motto upon her shield is, Freedom, Independence, Peace.”--John Quincy Adams on the foundation of American Foreign Policy, 1821

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

MNN's Daylight for Vampires: Morning After Edition

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