"Make America Great Again" vs. "Make Iranians Great Again"
|"Why am I not 150 points ahead? I paid for it!"|
|"Wake up, ma'am--there's still an hour of debate left to go! Ma'am...|
She was so busy getting immunity for all her aides, she forgot her own..."
|The part of the EMT will be played by the |
germophobe Howie Mandel.
The request was quickly rejected.
The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature." ........
She gets to stand on some phone books, which will come in handy in case she needs to use her
|"Is that your final answer to the revised version of the updated explanation to your immunized email testimony?"|
|"The debate is at Hofstra University? I thought they said 'Hoffa University'!"|
Or the pseudonyms Obama uses on her private email server which he never heard of:
Steve Kroft: "Did you know about Hillary Clinton's private e-mail server..."
Kroft: "...when she was Secretary of State?"
Kroft: "So this email from "Tehran Houseboy"--that's not you?"
Barack "BurgerKing16" Obama shares this open-faced Whopper with CBS News' Bill Plante:
"I learned about it the same time that everybody else learned it, through news reports."
Hiz Liarness' other server-sox:
Icy BMs 4 Iran
The Jolly Unicorn Rancher
At his recent 'Drag Her Across the Finish Line'-speech, Obama bragged that he had finally created a handful of jobs in the final weeks of his preznitcy. Unfortunately, they were all migrant riot-worker jobs. It's low-paying, but you can always loot some tvs out of the back of a truck down on the interstate.
|"Did she say she needs to adjust her podium or Imodium?"|