Friday, October 7, 2016

DOJ: Not Enough Inmates Running Asylums!

Except at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

"She thought she was going to die. She knew that she should shoot this guy, but she chose not to, because she didn't want her family or the department to have to go through the scrutiny the next day on national news."--Supt. Eddie Johnson, Chicago P.D.

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."--A proclamation by the pigs who control the government, "Animal Farm" George Orwell.

"Remember, kids; if we can make it in law enforcement, anyone can!"

DOJ: Criminal Background Checks, Citizenship Requirements Barriers to Police-Force Diversity
"The report--"Advancing Diversity in Law Enforcement"--highlighted barriers to diversity within police departments, such as “the use of criminal background checks” which the researchers found “is likely to disproportionately impact racial minority applicants."
Multiple arsons? You may be qualified! Apply today!
"I hear all of Al's tax records burnt up in two different office fires."
"Yeah--we should probably hire him as Fire Chief."

The report also found that U.S. citizenship requirements “may prevent a considerable number of racial and ethnic minorities – many of whom have valuable foreign language skills – from being hired by law enforcement agencies.”
"Good job, Border Patrol. Now give them your badges and guns and let them chase you around for a while."
...[T]he use of criminal background checks, which are a regular part of the screening process for many agencies, is likely to disproportionately impact racial minority applicants since, for a variety of reasons, individuals from those communities are more likely to have contact with the criminal justice system.
"[E]xcluding applicants regardless of the nature of the underlying offense, or how much time has passed since an offense occurred, or without any consideration of whether the candidate has changed in the intervening period, can be a significant – and unwarranted – barrier.”
"Attention prisoners; due to your vast experience in criminal justice matters,
you are hereby deputized by Barack Obama."

"Those of you who would like their own squad car, handcuffs and nightstick, walk this way."
The report also argued that residency and citizenship requirements can limit underrepresented communities’ presence in law enforcement. ... “this requirement may prevent a considerable number of racial and ethnic minorities – many of whom have valuable foreign language skills – from being hired by law enforcement agencies.”

"My Secret Plan to Empty Gitmo: simply hire the prisoners to be guards!"
Our Top Law Enforcement Officer of the Year!

The report went on to highlight ...discrimination and harassment and insensitivity towards the needs of officers undergoing a gender transition as obstacles to considering careers in certain law enforcement agencies.”

“If these tests are administered in a manner that overemphasizes physical strength...and may screen out otherwise qualified women,” the report stated.
In its appendix on Title VII enforcement, the report noted that “agencies frequently rely on written tests, oral interviews, physical tests, background checks, and other processes to screen applicants.”

“These processes may violate the law if they disproportionately screen out applicants from protected classes employer will still be liable under Title VII if it failed to use an alternative employment practice with a less severe impact that serves its legitimate employment needs.”........

The odious phrase "protected classes" is Orwellian Newspeak: 'Some animals are more equal than others.' Under the Actual Constitution, we are all a protected class, just as the entire country is a 'Free-Speech Zone'. The Blob says it can prefer some races without discriminating against others; that's how they justified Jim Crow.

Judging by these EEOC "standards", Obama's ideal law enforcement candidate is an illegal alien woman on parole undergoing a sex-change, who can't do a push-up and is too stupid to pass a test.
Like these new hires:
The Old Way

Your Shiny New Obama Police Force!
Actually, Obama's idea of hiring foreign nationals to police Americans has been tried before:


I suspect Obama's foreign enforcers will meet a similar fate.
Speaking of the first Revolution, I believe it was James Madison who argued in Federalist 19:
"The great purpose and organizing principle of our Armed Forces and our police is to provide for their members free sex-change operations from the Public Treasury." I quote from memory. Nathan Lane's.
The other Founders objected, but Madison took his argument to the People and there was a huge public outcry for Mandatory Federal TransGenderism, known as "The Great Aunt Fancy Awakening of 1788".  And that's why from that very day until now, it was written into the Constitution in invisible ink that only hack judges can see.
"I could be the next James Comey
if only my teeth didn't fall into my glass like Hillary's glop at a campaign event."

"Which one of you mugs wants to be a screw?"

Recently paroled minorities applying for Secret Service openings.
"There's got to be a better way to find new recruits, Captain."
"We're from Washington and we're here to help--just like we helped in Ferguson!"
"...and that concludes our latest public briefing from the Department."

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