Tigger vs. Eeyore: "Elections Have Consequences" with Special Guest Star, Mr. William Shatner

“We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”~ Eeyore, A.A. Milne


"Hey, pal, it's gonna' be great! It's gonna' be great! Again!"

With a phone and a pen,

[x] Private Citizen Donald Trump
[  ] President Barack Obama

saved one thousand, one hundred and fourteen high-paying American jobs just before

[x] Christmas
[  ] Winter solstice.

Democrats, the party of

[  ] working people
[x] elites and extremists

were

[  ] happy for the workers
[x] angry and dismissive.

It's almost like

[x] Christmas
[x] my birthday.

Speaking of birthdays, here President Eeyore the Defeatist prez-s'plains to He Who Shall Not Be Named why It Simply Can't Be Done.

"Ho hum. There's no magic wand. Get used to the unemployment. And the terrorism. Ho hum."

Winnie the Pooh: “You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” The "magic wand"? Wanting to.

For the Smartest Man Ever(tm), Obama is kind of a slow learner. Taunting "tea-baggers" cost him the Congress--but noooo. As a teaching aid, we give you Mr.William Shatner as President Obama:

"I taunt him at the Correspondents Dinner, and he runs for president."

"I taunt him about jobs--and he saves a thousand at Carrier even before being sworn in."

"I fire Mattis because he won't rebuild the military--the Iranian military--and Trump hires him to run the whole show!"

"Must...Stop. Myself! Must...Never. Taunt. Trump...Again!"

"All Trump needs is 800 more Carrier deals..."

"No, Josh! Don't...don't say it!"

"...to catch up with the President's record on job creation."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I hope Obama tells him he's not allowed to call Taiwan. Ooops!

Maybe they're right. Maybe we do need to change the antiquated part of the Constitution after this election.

What? No, not the Electoral College. The part where we wait all the until January 20th to swear in the new guy and get rid of the old guy. Frankly, I'm embarrassed for him.

"Obama brought many jobs like mine to the USA--he doesn't get the credit he deserves!"