One-Trick Party

One Trick is All That Party Needs

The Fake Hillary Investigation
The Fake Fusion GPS Trump Dossier
The Fake Papadopolous Meeting
The Fake Carter Page FISA warrants
The Fake Media Echo Chamber
The Fake Unmaskings
The Fake Trump Tower computer
The Fake Trump Tower meeting
The Fake CrowdStrike server "investigation"
The Fake Tarmac Meeting
The Very Real Seth Rich Assassination completely random D.C.  street crime 
The Fake 17 Agencies Agree
The Fake By the Book meeting
The Fake Comey Leaks
The Fake Mueller Fraud
The Fake Kavanaugh Dossier
and now the Fake Khashoggi Dossier.

Don't you people know any other tricks?

What the Fake.

7th-Century--UPDATE:  Questions

We're supposed to be all broken up because Osama bin Laden's best friend may have bought it at the hands of other Saudis?

Every day there is another Kate Steinle in America--and that's something these politicians could fix. Do these people give a damn about Americans? No. Only about this partner of terrorists.

Why was al Qaeda's chief propagandist given a job writing terrorist propaganda at the WaPo, anyway? Was Khalid Sheik Muhammed unavailable? Does the Washington Post even remember that other bin Ladenists tried to level Washington D.C. with jetliners? It was in all the real papers.

Khashoggi's plan is to flood America with Muslims, create an alliance with transgendered bike racers, Prof. Ford's Deep State beach friends, the Willing Slave Media and bitter, clinging failed presidential candidates and then institute a Sharia dictatorship democratically.

And then, after making Americans third-class citizens in their own country, cancel elections. As  fellow Muslim Brother-hood Erdogan puts it, "Democracy is like a train: when you reach your destination, you get off."

In fairness, he was quoting John Brennan.

What if Erdogan, the Ayatollah and all the rest of the Brotherhood sent Khashoggi? Gave him a suicide pill and sent him into the embassy as a kind of diplomatic suicide bomber? He could do much more damage than a regular bomber by blowing up the alliance and the arms deal.

By the way, Erdogan, who is conducting this "investigation", regularly disappears journalists and other political enemies himself. Real journalists, not al Qaeda spokesmen. Iran runs its prisons and secret police with the funds from the Fake Iran Deal.

Are we going to ban every regime whose political opponents mysteriously disappear? If so, we going to have to cut off relations with Turkey, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, China, and Russia. 

And the Clintons.