NOOSECAR: Left Turns Only With The Virtue Turn Signal Stuck On

The Narrative Imperative: Gotta' Be A Victim!

BREAKING: NASCAR Releases Surveillance Photo of Racist Garage Door Pull Installer:

If you have seen this Beaver, Call 1-800-How's My Driving Now, You Redneck Bigots?-Immediately! #IPreenWithBubba!

CTH: "Bubba Wallace is to NASCAR as Colin Kaepernick was/is to the NFL.  If he loses a sponsor, it’s racism.  If he’s bumped in a race, it’s racism.  If he doesn’t win, and/or as a result of poor performance questions arise about losing his ride, yep, racism. By doubling, tripling and quadrupling down; with anger and disdain toward any who would counter him with common sense; on the completely false assertion that a garage door with a “loop knot” or “scaffold knot” is a noose, Wallace attempts to shield himself by weaponizing his race.  Any challenge to his defined noose narrative is racism.

And you know what,… it will work. How can I be so certain that his approach will work?  The answer is really quite simple.

Think about how weak an organization needs to be in order to permit a ridiculous garage door rope with a loop on the end; becoming such a ridiculously overblown issue that the corporation would organize an full-throated PR campaign around a hoax; while the leader of the organization sobs in the trailer of an falsely identified hate-crime victim. In essence, weak organizations are a breeding ground for communal stupid; and every one of them ends the same way.  Both the NFL and NASCAR are following the same woke business plan." …….

Another day, another mask falls off. Munchausen Motor Sports is just the latest. The urge to victimhood is irresistible in the Age of Stupid.

A Hoax Hate Crime is a Hate Crime itself and should be prosecuted as such. It is meant to engender hatred of the alleged perpetrators.

Tawana Brawley, O.J. Simpson, Duke Lacrosse, UVA, Mattress Girl, Covington kids, Jussie Smollet, Martin Gugino and now this hero. This staged temper tantrum took 15 FBI agents off of their real jobs to deal with Bubba’s Butt-Hurt Fantasy. Doesn’t he know FBI agents are busy? They’re still trying to find a motive for the Republican Ballfield Shooter.

Bubba’s a fraud and a pussy. He's just the kind of Crybully Punk who would smear for career.

This is what #FullRetard looks like, America. Never go #FullRetard.

“Systemic Racism” is a sick joke. If it was real, they wouldn’t have to fake these hate crimes by the thousands, would they?

You have your Confederate Monuments. I have mine.

Stop the Brutal Marketing--UPDATE:

After going on CNN and claiming it was a noose (it wasn't or it would tighten on your fingers while closing the garage door. It was simply a loop), Bubba recanted and said it was an honest mistake but it proved how NASCAR is all hip and rioty.

This stinks of a marketing scheme, like a firebug who lights the fire to get credit for helping to put it out. Going on CNN was NASCAR's way of trying to win a new audience. This was phonier than a CNN wrestling gif.. Come to think of it, CNN pretended that was serious, too, by blackmailing the jokester.

15 FBI agents for a marketing campaign–yet Chris Wray couldn’t spare 1 agent to stop Nikolas Cruz at Marjorie Stoneman-Douglas. Odd.

There is a name for people like NOOSECAR: Money-Grubbing Racial Arsonists.




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