The Senate Fix Is In--No Questions For Rosenstein: They Call Him "B-Rod".

The Senate's Weasel & Unicorn Show

"Wire you asking me questions? I was just following orders!"

Roddy says he let Bobby "The Chin" Mueller write his own scope memo, just like Emmet Sullivan gets to be both Prosecutor and Judge.  You know; "By the Book".

We have questions, troubling questions:

Q: When you gave Dirty Bob the cell phone to leave behind in the Oval Office, did you get Sprint’s Friends and Family pricing?

Q: You actually resemble a beady-eyed weasel. Nature or Nurture?

Q: Does Jeff Sessions really eat Lucky Charms?

Q: Who ordered you and Shawn Henry to “wiretap” CBS’s Sharyl Attkisson—Eric Holder, Valerie Jarrett or that bastard Kuralt?

Q: Where has Weiner’s laptop been?
Where has Weiner’s lap been?
Where has Weiner been?

Remember, you’re under oath, Rod, so please lie. Please.

Q: Why did you focus on RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, when the real threat is clearly from the Nipplese pipple?

Q: Was it your idea to have Gen. Patton command ghost armies in England before you ordered the amphibious assault on Mr. & Mrs. Stones’ fortified coastal positions at Del Boca Vista?

Q: What did Obama’s Teleprompter know and when did it know it?

The Senate Fix Is In

CTH, excerpted: 

4.) "not a single Senator inquired about the specifics behind how the August 2, 2017, scope memo was created

3.) not a single member of the committee highlighted the hidden/secret October 20, 2017, scope memo...highlighting how Rod Rosenstein authorized a hidden memorandum to target Michael Flynn Jr. as leverage to force a guilty plea from the original target of Rosenstein authorized.   This was completely ignored

2.) the committee intentionally and purposefully avoided asking the obvious question:

If DAG Rod Rosenstein was so concerned about the leak of the Carter Page FISA, then why did the DOJ under Rosenstein’s tenure purposefully refuse to indict [the Committee's own] Security Director James Wolfe for leaking the FISA application?

1.) a letter from the DOJ to the FISA Court written in July of 2018.  The letter was/is a specific example of fraud upon the court during the tenure of Rod Rosenstein.  It is inexcusable that Rod Rosenstein was not asked about the July 12, 2018, material lie to the court. The purpose of the hearing today was specifically about the FISA abuses, yet the committee did not ask a single question about this letter." .......

Lindsey Graham didn't even bother to use a naughty word today, his standard phony schtick on Hannity for his re-election campaign. C'mon, Lindsay; you're phoning it in on Dirty Bob Mueller's "forgotten" cellphone.

Pictured here, Dirty Bob Mueller models the "Confused Grandpa"-look,

favored by many other mob bosses, including Vincent "The Chin" Gigante.

In other Mob News, Hussein Obama will address the nation tonight.

It’s only right that Obama should thank the Mob since this riot was scheduled to keep him out of Leavenworth.

It’s nice when someone takes the time to say “Thanks” in these Uncertain Times(tm), because We’re All In This Together(tm).

Obama, a relative of Confederate President Jefferson Davis, is expected to address the scourge sweeping our nation: white supremacists appearing in Hawaiian shirts while not breaking any laws.

We're not supposed to draw conclusions when the San Bernardino terrorists show up at the airport like they stepped out of the 7th Century.
ANTIFA was wearing their all-black costumes to riots for years but the Press Corpse didn't notice.
But two guys step out of a Tiki Bar and it's a WHITE SUPREMACIST WAVE SWEEPING THE NATION!!!
I know the Press Corpse could be more useless and retarded, but I just don't know how.

"'S'up, my Crackas?"