BREAKING NOW...
* PRESIDENT TRUMP TO SPONSOR DIRECT NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN BOTH SIDES, THE CIA AND RUSSIA
Manufactured News Network: "We're Beginning to Suspect Russia Didn't Bomb Their Own Pipeline!"
UPDATE:
* CO-DIRECTOR OF THE CIA GEORGE SOROS SAYS ELON MUSK CAN VISIT HEADQUARTERS BUT HE CAN'T TOUCH ANYTHING
OR HIS KID, EITHER
* NASA SCIENTISTS MAKE AMAZING DISCOVERY THIS WEEK: DEMOCRATS WILL GLADLY ABANDON ASTRONAUTS IN SPACE IF RESCUE HELPS THEIR POLITICAL OPPONENTS
* AFTER 8-YR. TRIAL, JUDGE TOTENBERG RULES THAT ELECTION FRAUD PLAINTIFFS HAD NO STANDING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
JUDGE STILL PONDERING WHAT TO ORDER OFF MENU FROM 1988 VISIT TO DENNY'S, BUT SAID TO BE CLOSE TO DECISION ON 1977 MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Manufactured News Network: "We're Old Enough to Remember when Judge Boasberg Leaking Tren de Aragua War Plans was Good, Mike Waltz Leaking Houthi War Plans was Bad and The NY Times Leaking CIA War Plans was Good Again!
That was Last Week."
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