BREAKING NOW…
* JUDGE BOASBERG ORDERS ARRESTED NM JUDGE & FAMILY TO MOVE INTO MOTHER-IN-LAW GARAGE APARTMENT AND LET THE TREN DE OBAMA GANGSTERS LIVE IN HOUSE
PRESIDENT BOASBERG ALSO RULED THE LOCAL JUDGE MUST PROVIDE GUN RANGE MEMBERSHIPS FOR THE MISCHIEVOUS NEW MEXICO LADS SO THEY RECEIVE PROPER FIREARMS TRAINING, THE WAY THE FOUNDERS INTENDED(tm)
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| Pictured here: Previous Boasberg Gun School graduate, Maryland Florida Montana man. |
* S.P.E.C.T.R.E. OPERATIVES AT THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM HAVE INSTALLED WATER SHORTAGE EXPERT PETER BRABECK-LETMATHE AS THE NEXT BOND VILLIAN IN LINE TO REPLACE DISGRACED CRICKET NAZI KLAUS SCHWAB
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“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die...of thirst!” |
* NEW YORK AG LETITIA JAMES AMENDS FORM, NOW CLAIMS SING SING AS PRIMARY RESIDENCE
COULD FACE UP TO 7 YEARS OR 7%
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| Fabulous Water Views and Semi-private rooms! |
* DEPORTED PARENTS WISH TO KEEP AMERICAN-BORN CHILD WITH THEM--DEMOCRATS NOW DEMAND FAMILY SEPARATION AT THE BORDER
HAWAII JUDGE SAYS THE CHILD GOT NO MEANINGFUL DIAPER CHANGE OR DUE PROCESS, BUT DUE PROCESS WAS WHEN MOM SAID "NO"
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| The Kiddie Leash, first pioneered by Dr. Jill Biden for Liddle Joey's walks |
* WILL CANADA BE "voting for the country becoming Argentina without the sunshine" UNDER THE CARNEY CARTEL TRAFFICKERS?
FEAR NOT, TRUCKER BROTHERS--HELP IS ON THE WAY!
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Pictured here: Master & Commander Donald "Mad Elk" Trump, Colonel Washington Brigades, New Canadian Expeditionary Force |
* GUATEMALAN ILLEGAL DEPORTED AFTER ATTACKING GREAT WHITE HERON, WHO HAS NOW RECOVERED
JUDGE BOASBERG ORDERS BOTH AIRPLANE AND HERON MIGRATION TURNED AROUND IN MID-FLIGHT
* JUDGE BOASBERG RULES THAT ILLEGAL ALIEN PURSE-SNATCHER CAN KEEP KRISTI NOEM'S PURSE IF RETURNING IT WOULD CAUSE UNDUE HARDSHIP OR BAD VIBES
PRESIDENT BOASBERG ALSO ORDERED CO-PRESIDENT TRUMP TO CHANGE INTO A BLACK SUIT FOR THE POPE'S FUNERAL
HE FURTHER ORDERED THE COLORADO ILLEGAL ALIEN NIGHTCLUB TO REOPEN ON THE CONDITION THAT THE DJ PLAYS ONLY U2, "PAPA DON"T PREACH" AND WHAM'S GREATEST HITS IN A PATHETIC QUEST TO RELIVE HIS MISSPENT YOUTH AND GO BACK TO WHERE IT ALL WENT SO HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG
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