Tim "the Tampon Warlord" Walz: The Minnesota Mobster Meets the Somali Pirates; Hilarity, Fraud and Murder Ensues

Hijab Hi-Jinks on the High Seas!

Nick shirley on X: 

"🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL https://t.co/E3Penx2o7a" / X

Mario Nawful:

“… THE INSTITUTIONAL GATEKEEPERS JUST LOST

75 100 million views. Still climbing by the hour. 400,000 likes. 150,000 reposts. His footage is running on national news.

Nick Shirley just proved the entire thesis: One guy with a camera documenting fraud beats every newsroom in America combined.

Here’s what just changed permanently:

Traditional media ignored the Minnesota story for years. MSNBC, CNN, local stations- they all knew about welfare fraud allegations. Nobody investigated. Too politically sensitive. Too much work. Not worth the risk.

Then Nick Shirley walks to addresses, knocks on doors, films empty buildings billing millions, and gets 75 million people watching in days.

National news didn’t break the story. They’re airing footage from a YouTuber because he did the journalism they didn’t.

That’s the power shift documented in real-time.

Institutional media had monopoly on investigation and distribution. You needed newsroom resources, editorial approval, broadcast access. Now you need an iPhone and the ability to read public records.

Nick found $110 million in fraud on day one. Put it on YouTube. The algorithm did the rest.

The incentive structure just got established:

75 million views = significant ad revenue. More importantly = proof that fraud investigation content scales. Every creator just saw the formula work at massive scale.

Next week: hundreds of imitators descend on every major city looking for their viral fraud expose. Because Nick just showed them the map and the treasure’s real.

That’s the beginning of institutional media becoming aggregators of citizen journalism rather than primary sources.

The barrier to entry just collapsed:

You don’t need:

– Journalism degree
– Newsroom budget
– Editorial approval
– Broadcast license
– Corporate backing

You need:

– Public records access (free)
– Camera phone ($1000)
– Ability to walk to addresses
– Willingness to knock on doors

Nick proved the economics work. Now watch what happens when a generation realizes fraud investigation pays better than content creation and requires less creativity.

Centralized reform efforts get bogged down in bureaucracy. But 1,000 Nick Shirleys documenting fraud simultaneously? No institution’s built to counter that.

Every empty building exposed forces response. Every viral video creates political pressure. Every imitator makes the fraud harder to hide.

The decentralized investigative swarm just proved it works at scale. 75 million views is the proof.

Welcome to the new media. Too big to ignore. Too distributed to stop. Too economically viable to quit.” …….

Tim “The Tampon Warlord” Walz collects 90% of the Fraud, and pays his $omali Pirates 10% for being his beard.

His other beard, besides his handler/wife.

They’re not kidding.

By which I mean, there’s not kids.

Except for the ones they just sent in today as props.

Day Care without kids.

Health Care without patients.

Transport without passengers.

Feedings without diners.

Services without serving.

If Joey Molester attends the Quality Learing Center, at least he won’t be around children.

🚨Minnesota Police DESCEND on Journalist to KICK HIM OUT while EXPOSING $4 Million Alleged FRAUD

Warlord Walz and his $omali Pirates loot $100 Billion and no police are called.

Some kid with a cellphone knocks on a few office doors–and the Minneapolis Police Dept. suddenly shows up right away!

Should be noted: There were Minnesota State Employees who blew the whistle loud and long, but Timmy the Looter ignored them. 

Nick Shirley is barely out of his teenage years and doing the job that many of the grown-ups refused to do. Impressive.

Jeremiah 1

6 
But I said, “Hold it, Master God! Look at me.
    I don’t know anything. I’m only a boy!”
7-8 
God told me, “Don’t say, ‘I’m only a boy.’
    I’ll tell you where to go and you’ll go there.
I’ll tell you what to say and you’ll say it.
    Don’t be afraid of a soul.
I’ll be right there, looking after you.”
    God’s Decree.

You ride in on a colt, King Jesus!

“Is our children learning? No–they’re 'learing'!”

Five days after Rep. Melissa Hortman (-D.) cast the deciding vote which stopped millions in Walz’s Health Care for Illegals-$lush fund money, she was shot dead by a crazy Walz appointee who says Warlord Tim sent him out to kill Democrats.

Probably just a coincidence. Like all the others.

MNN BREAKING…

* DUE TO CONTROVERSY, THE SOMALI'S 'QUALITY LEARING CENTER' WILL CHANGE ITS NAME TO “THE MELISSA HORTMAN MEMORIAL/WALZ MOB HIT -QUALITY LEARING CENTER”

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