BREAKING NOW ...
* FBI DEMANDS GAG ORDERS TO STOP SUSPECTS THEY SHOOT FROM CRYING OUT IN PAIN
"We feel that wounded subjects screaming out in pain is an implicit criticism of our agents, which is of course dangerous and illegal," said Chris "Baby Eichmann" Wray.
"If we shoot somebody, it proves their guilt. They obviously deserved it, and they have a civic duty to like it, and to even expire quietly if necessary. Making a big deal about it, disturbing the peace and waking up the whole neighborhood is really uncalled for," claimed Herr Direktor Wray. "Especially if they scream out in Latin," he added. "That's an additional charge."
"By the way--does anybody know when Trump will be back at Mar-a-Lago?"
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