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* DOJ INDICTS JESUS CHRIST UNDER NEW ANTI-SEMITISM LAW
Instead of protecting Jews by, say, stopping Obama from gifting another $100 Billion Dollars to Iran, Congress instead passed another dubious feel-good Speech Ban. Today, the Biden DOJ charged our Lord and Savior under that law.
"We feel that Jesus' insistence on dying on the Cross constitutes Advocating Violence Towards a Jew. He also whipped those moneychangers like a Border Patrol Agent on horseback. And that whole "generation of vipers"-thing is clearly Hate Speech," said FBI Director Chris Wray. (Full disclosure: Wray is the spawn of Beelzebub).
"We haven't faced this kind of threat to public safety since the Trump Grannies or Ceasar Sayoc's Sparkler Bomb," claimed Wray, vacationing at Mandalay Bay. Again.
Bail has been set at the cattle on a thousand hills and 30 pieces of silver, if we can get it back from Pence. If convicted, the Prince of Peace could be facing 4 to 5 thousand years.
* GOV. KEMP SIGNS LAW BANNING GEORGIA LAND SALES TO CHINA
Kemp stressed however that Elections were still for sale and the Governorship and the Secretary of State's office were still Buy One, Get One Free through November.
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| Kowtow Kemp and his Ownership Team |
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* BOEING ANNOUNCES NEXT DEAD WHISTLEBLOWER TO BE KILLED BY RANDOM JET DOOR FALLING OUT OF SKY
Stock Price Rises on News
* BIDENFUHRER COPS A NIPPLEGRAZE WHILE AWARDING HAUSFRAU PELOSI WITH IRON CROSS FOR BRINGING IN NAZI RINGERS TO SMASH CAPITOL WINDOWS ON JAN. 6TH.
"I only wish President Eisenhower were here to see it," said der NippleFuhrer, referring to a real American president who famously kept Nazis out of America.
* BIDENREICH HAS WHISTLEBLOWER MARCO POLO DEBANKED FOR PUBLISHING LAPTOP CRIMES DOSSIER, PRESENTED TO EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS, AS IF THEY DIDNT KNOW ALREADY
DOJ: "What's the problem? If Fifth Third Bank doesn't want him, he can always go to Sixth Fourth Bank."
* DEMOCRAT HENRY CUELLAR CHARGED WITH OPPOSING AN OBAMA INVASION AND TAKING BRIBES WHILE NOT HUNTER BIDEN
FBI's Underwear Removal Team still present at Rep. Henry Cuellar’s home Mar-a-Laredo.
* JACK SMITH SENT TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS FROM BIDEN'S GARAGE TO MAR-A-LAGO TO KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
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| “That’s weird–how did those get in there? These documents are clogging my carburetor. Maybe my Chinese mechanic Car Lee Chan can fix it for me." |
And in Sports News, Biden Scheduled to Watch PGA Championship With China's Military Dictator
“Thank you for letting me watch the Tournament with you, Mr. President Xi, sir, and let me say tha...”
“Whatever.”
“How is Arnold Palmer doing today, sir?”
“...GUARDS!”
Manufactured News Network: Romans 12:12: "Be glad for all God is planning for you. Be patient in trouble, and prayerful always." "And Do Not Comply!"
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