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* Compare and Contrast - Trump and Harris Both Asked the Exact Same Question
"How will you help the Economy?"
A: "I grew up with neighbors who were proud of their lawns."
Rightful President Trump: the Lawn Order Candidate
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Kamala Installah: The Law and Order-Episode Candidate
* In Fairness, Kamala Did Not Receive Questions From ABC
She Gave Them to ABC
*After Handlers Tell Her to Converse, Harris Appears in Chuck Taylor High-Tops
In fairness, she's a sweaty old sneaker, too.
"...and then I was assaulted in a Foot Locker Dressing Room by Ron DeSantis' boot lifts." |
* FBI Advertises for Haitian Professional Victims Except for Those Sex-Trafficked by the Clintons
* CIA chief in Kabul to beg Taliban for evacuation deadline extension (gazettengr.com):
After Learning that CIA Director Burns met With Allegedly Fictional "Abdul", Media Now Says Burns is Also Figment of Trump's Imagination
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| CIA Director William Burns and Taliban leader, Abdul Ghani Baradar |
* Sneaking-UPDATE:
After Receiving Harsh Criticism Over Her Sneakers, Harris Chooses to Amputate Feet
"If unnecessary mutilating surgeries are good enough for our kids, they're good enough for me!" |
Gun-Barrel "Democracy"- UPDATE:
President Trump Safe but Authorities Say BE ON THE LOOKOUT for These Other Shooters Still On the Run:
If You See These Desperate Government Gangsters in their Natural Swamp Habitat, Call 1-800-MissedAgain,Bitches! at Once
Manufactured News Network: "Our Earrings Told Us to Say That!"
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