MNN BREAKING…
* IN HIS SEMI-PRESIDENTIAL MEMOIRS, AUTO-PEN CLAIMS HE WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY PRESIDENT BIDEN–PRESIDENT JILL BIDEN.
“AFTER SHE DOSED HIS TAPIOCA, SHE WOULD WAIT UNTIL JOE WENT TO BED AT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON, AND SHE WOULD TAKE ME OUT IN HIS MID-LIFE CRISIS ‘VETTE. SHE GOT ME DRUNK ON PRINTER’S INK AND SHOVED ALL THESE PAPERS AT ME, AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I SIGNED. FRANKLY, THAT WOMAN SCARES ME!”
“Get me Kim Cheatles on the phone… NOW!”
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