MNN BREAKING…
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| Pictured here: In previously unreleased MNN Butler footage, King Saul Robinette tries to assassinate David the Anointed in a Whole-of-Government effort |
* THE FBI ANNOUNCED THAT AFTER AN EXTENSIVE INVESTIGATION, IT HAS CONCLUDED DEFINITIVELY THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SHOOTING AT BUTLER WAS THE WORK OF ONE MAN, AND ONE MEN ALONE: LEE HARVEY OSWALD
IN OTHER NEWS, DUE TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, THE GOVERNMENT URGES CITIZENS TO SET THEIR CLOCKS BACK TO 1963 SO THEY DON'T MISS THE BEATLES ON ED SULLIVAN TONIGHT
UPDATE:
* FBI BLAMES COPIER MALFUNCTION FOR CUTTING OFF LAST PART OF SENTENCE:
“THOMAS CROOKS ACTED ALONE
EXCEPT FOR 95% OF OFFICIAL WASHINGTON.”
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