Others Dismissed Out of Hand
MNN BREAKING...
* THE SAME PEOPLE WHO TOOK TWENTY YEARS TO LOSE A WAR DEMAND PRESIDENT TRUMP WIN ONE IN 20 HOURS
YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE
* AS JOYFUL IRANIANS DO TRUMP DANCE IN THE STREETS, PRESIDENT TRUMP UNVEILS NEW DANCE STEP TO VILLAGE PEOPLE'S HIT "IN THE IRANIAN NAVY"
"You sunk my Battleship!"
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"You Sink My Ba'al Ship!" |
* THE PRESIDENT WAS AMUSED TO LEARN THAT AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI HAD NAMED HIS SON "MOJITO"
"HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HIM "CUBA LIBRE"--THAT'S NEXT"
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"If I really looked like this, the UNIPARTY would do anything to help me." |
* CIA HAS FULL MENTAL BREAKDOWN, BEGS PRESIDENT TRUMP TO LET THEM START WORLD WAR III
"PLEASE, MR. PRESIDENT, WE REALLY CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGER. FIRST WE TRIED RUSSIA!RUSSIA!RUSSIA!, THEN WE IMPEACHED YOU, THEN WE OVERTHREW YOU TO MANUFACTURE THE UKRAINE WAR AND THEN WE IMPEACHED YOU AGAIN. THEN WE ARRESTED YOU AND THEN WE SHOT YOU. WE WERE EVEN GOING TO LAUNCH A MISSILE AND BLAME IT ON THE RUSSIANS BUT YOU FOUND OUT AND BOUGHT GREENLAND. AND NOW YOU'RE NOT BUYING OUR STORY ABOUT RUSSIA HELPING IRAN. WHAT DOES IT TAKE BEFORE YOU'LL LET US GO FULL-STRANGELOVE AND START A WORLD WAR, MR. PRESIDENT?!!!", SCREAMED CIA SPOKESWOMAN LEAH HARVEY DULLES-BRENNAN
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