"It Bugs Us, Too!"
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* SENATOR JOHN THUNESCHUMER PUSHED BACK AGAINST CHARGES THAT HIS NO-SHOW SENATE ACCOMPLISHED LITTLE OR NOTHING BEFORE GOING ON THEIR SEMI-PERMANENT VACATIONS AGAIN
"WE ACCOMPLISHED THE NUMBER ONE GOAL DEMANDED BY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE: PRETENDING MITCH McCONNELL IS STILL ALIVE," SAID THE PROFESSIONAL UNIPARTY ELECTION THIEF
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“These rubes will believe anything, Chuck.” |
* AFTER A GRUELING TECHNICAL AUDIT, COMPUTER ANALYSTS HAVE DISCOVERED THE CAUSE OF THE "HUMAN ERRORS" IN THE WISCONSIN ELECTION
"THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR IT IS "WE WANTED TO WIN SO WE CHEATED"", SAID THE EXPERTS
"THEY CONFIGURED THE RESULTS. IT WAS A SET-UP."
* TOP CHINESE SPY AND TRAINED SNIPER BUYS BUILDING 650 FEET FROM WHITE HOUSE FROM BOASBERG & ASSOCIATES REALTY OF BUTLER PA
BOASBERG REALTY RECEIVED THE USUAL CO-MISSION
Manufactured News Network: "We Got it Straight from Bill Barr's Body Triple--and They Would Know!"
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