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* THE NY TIMES REPORTS THAT AI VIRUS PROTECTION IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE, AND ADVOCATES CENSORING ANYONE WHO DISAGREES
"ALL PEOPLE SHOULD DOWNLOAD THE AI ANTIVIRUS BECAUSE AI HERD IMMUNITY DOESN'T WORK ON MY COMPUTER UNLESS IT'S ON YOUR COMPUTER, TOO," SAID TIMES TECHNOLOGY EDITOR FAUX XI ANTHONY. "DO IT, OR LOSE YOUR JOB," HE ADDED
"YOU SHOULD STILL VOTE BY MAIL, WEAR MASKS, STAND SIX FEET APART, CLOSE YOUR CHURCHES AND KEEP YOUR KIDS HOME FROM SCHOOL UNTIL AFTER THE MID-TERMS, JUST TO BE SAFE."
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| "Your turn, robot." |
* TWO MEN WERE ARRESTED AFTED EMERGING FROM A MANHOLE NEAR BIBI NETANYAHU'S USUAL NEW YORK CITY LODGING
THE MAYOR AND HASAN PIKER WERE RELEASED ON THEIR OWN REKOG... REECOG... REACOG... SAY-SO
* A NEW MEXICO JURY JUST FOUND FACEBOOK GUILTY OF DECEIVING CUSTOMERS
FACEBOOK REPEATEDLY TOLD USERS THAT ZUCKERBERG WAS A NORMAL HUMAN AND NOT A CYBORG EJECTED FROM REMULAK-12 FOR CREEPING ON REMULANS
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| “I never Meta FBI request I didn’t like, Senator!” |
* WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOWED XI A PICTURE OF BIDEN THE AUTOPEN, THE CHINESE PRESIDENT LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND MUMBLED SOMETHING INAUDIBLE
HOWEVER, LATER ANALYSIS OF THE MANDARIN REVEALED THAT XI HAD SAID "I SIGNED ALL THOSE BILLS, NOT AUTO-PEN. BIDEN SELL ME SIGNING RIGHTS. I REFUSE TO PARDON HIS ENTIRE CRIME FAMILY, BUT HE BEG ME AND BEG ME. WAS PATHETIC, MR. PRESIDENT."
* A "MAJOR INCIDENT" WAS DECLARED AND LOCALS EVACUATED AFTER EXPLOSIVES WERE FOUND NEAR A BRITISH AIR FORCE BASE IN FAIRFORD ALSO USED BY US WARPLANES
ARRESTS WERE MADE BY UK AUTHORITIES AFTER THE SHOCKING DISCOVERY THAT BRITAIN STILL HAD AN AIR FORCE
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