Rest in the Vine: MNN's Enter National: Update

Thursday, September 17, 2026

MNN's Enter National: Update

MNN BREAKING...

BLIMEY, LIMEY--UPDATE:

* THE GOOD NEWS: THE ARCHBISHOP-VILLAIN OF CANTERBURY WAS FORCED TO WITHDRAW A 9/11 AWARD GIVEN TO A PRO-TERRORIST MUSLIM CLERIC

THE BAD NEWS: THAT CLERIC WAS KING CHARLES

"Don't make me use this sword on a 13-year-old Scottish girl, because I will!"

* PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS AMERICANS CANNOT ACCEPT THE NATO ENCIRCLEMENT OF AMERICA BY THE EU ON OUR CANADIAN BORDER

"WE HAD A PEACE DEAL WITH CANADA CALLED THE MINNEAPOLIS ACCORDS, BUT LONDON MADE THEM BACK OUT," SAID THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT

PM CARNEY IS SEEKING TO ADDRESS CONGRESS, WHERE HE WILL DISPLAY THE CANADIAN FLAG AND SEEK BILLIONS IN FUNDING FOR YEARS AND YEARS FOR HIS ENDLESS WAR ON DONALD TRUMP

DIPLOMATIC EXPERT KEENAN F. GEORGE WARNED THAT THIS NATO EXPANSION INTO CANADA COULD LEAD TO THE AMERICAN INVASION OF THE ENERGY-RICH ALBERTA OBLAST

"FORTUNATELY, I SECURED GREENLAND JUST IN TIME TO STOP ANY FALSE FLAG NATO MISSILE STRIKES ON AMERICA," SAID PRESIDENT TRUMP.

"NOW I KNOW HOW VLADIMIR FEELS," HE ADDED

* THE TIGHT MICHIGAN SENATE RACE IS REFLECTED AT CIA HEADQUARTERS, WHERE HALF SUPPORT THE CIA-INSTALLED DEEP STATE REPUBLICAN AND HALF SUPPORT THE CIA-INSTALLED DEEP STATE TERRORIST

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED JUST ATTACKED BREAST CANCER FUNDING AS "ELITIST", UNLESS IT INCLUDES 10 YR.-OLD WIVES

* JOHN THUNE AND CHUCK SCHUMER ARE LOCKED INTO A MID-TERM LEGISLATIVE STRUGGLE IN THE SENATE'S REMAINING 4-HR. WORK WEEK

THE MAIN POINT OF CONTENTION STILL REMAINING IS WHETHER TO CALL IT "THE THUNE/SCHUMER CRIME SYNDICATE" OR "THE SCHUMER/THUNE CRIME SYNDICATE"

Hint: there's no wrong answer!

* TEXAS DEMOCRAT JAMES TALARICO WAS ASKED TO NAME HIS FAVORITE DRAG QUEEN BESIDES HIMSELF

HE WAS ABLE TO ANSWER INSTANTLY DUE TO HIS YEARS OF EXTENSIVE RESEARCH. UNFORTUNATELY, HOWEVER, HIS FAVORITE IS INVOLVED IN GROOMING CHILDREN

POLLS SHOW MOST TEXANS EITHER DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE DRAG QUEEN OR NAMED JEB BUSH

Pictured here: Talarico meets with Jeb "Fang Fang" Bush

Manufactured News Network: “Now Manufacturing News Without USAID Funding, Incredibly Enough!”

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Psalm 91

1 He who dwells in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. 2 I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress; My God, in Him I will trust.” 3 Surely He shall deliver you from the snare of the fowler And from the perilous pestilence. 4 He shall cover you with His feathers, And under His wings you shall take refuge; His truth shall be your shield and buckler. 5 You shall not be afraid of the terror by night, Nor of the arrow that flies by day, 6 Nor of the pestilence that walks in darkness, Nor of the destruction that lays waste at noonday. 7 A thousand may fall at your side, And ten thousand at your right hand; But it shall not come near you. 8 Only with your eyes shall you look, And see the reward of the wicked. 9 Because you have made the Lord, who is my refuge, Even the Most High, your dwelling place, 10 No evil shall befall you, Nor shall any plague come near your dwelling; 11 For He shall give His angels charge over you, To keep you in all your ways. 12 In their hands they shall bear you up, Lest you dash your foot against a stone. 13 You shall tread upon the lion and the cobra, The young lion and the serpent you shall trample underfoot. 14 “Because he has set his love upon Me, therefore I will deliver him; I will set him on high, because he has known My name. 15 He shall call upon Me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him and honor him. 16 With long life I will satisfy him, And show him My salvation.”

The Prodigy

“…What has America done for the benefit of mankind? Let our answer be this: America, with the same voice which spoke herself into existence as a nation, proclaimed to mankind the inextinguishable rights of human nature, and the only lawful foundations of government. She has, in the lapse of nearly half a century, without a single exception, respected the independence of other nations while asserting and maintaining her own. She has abstained from interference in the concerns of others, even when conflict has been for principles to which she clings, as to the last vital drop that visits the heart. Wherever the standard of freedom and Independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will her heart, her benedictions and her prayers be. But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. She well knows that by once enlisting under other banners than her own, were they even the banners of foreign independence, she would involve herself beyond the power of extrication, in all the wars of interest and intrigue, of individual avarice, envy, and ambition, which assume the colors and usurp the standard of freedom. The fundamental maxims of her policy would insensibly change from liberty to force…. She might become the dictatress of the world. She would be no longer the ruler of her own spirit…. Her glory is not dominion, but liberty. Her march is the march of the mind. She has a spear and a shield: but the motto upon her shield is, Freedom, Independence, Peace.”--John Quincy Adams on the foundation of American Foreign Policy, 1821

Thursday, September 17, 2026

MNN's Enter National: Update

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