MNN's Decision Desk Dartboard

 MNN BREAKING...

* IN A STUNNING UPSET, BRAZIL ELECTED JOE BIDEN PRESIDENT BY 81 MILLION VOTES

"WE DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED," SAID LULA SPOKESMAN MARCUS CARL, "BUT WE THINK THE CIA MAY HAVE GIVEN US THE AMERICAN VOTING MACHINES USED IN 2020."

"Nice try, Lula, but I'm back, bitches!"

THE CIA SAYS ALL SALES RESULTS ARE FINAL UNLESS CHINA WANTS SOMEBODY ELSE

*  FULTON COUNTY D.A. FANI WILLIS WAS SHOCKED AND UPSET TO LEARN SHE WAS LISTED AS A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN VOTER LIVING IN TRUMP TOWER,  SHOWCASING HOW LAX VOTER LAWS ALLOW ANYONE TO REGISTER AS ANYBODY ANYWHERE

SHE VOWED TO GO AFTER THE PRANKSTERS AS SOON AS THERE WAS A NICKEL IN IT FOR HER AND HER BOYFRIEND

Pictured here: Fani and Fan A wait in line for a Royal Caribbean Cruise

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS; IT WAS NICE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP TO LET HER STAY AT TRUMP TOWER

Manufactured News Network: "We Were Banned from Air Force One Long before CNN!"