The Mueller Investigation: Neither "Mueller's" Nor An "Investigation"

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The previous Democrat President, his Attorney General, his CIA Director, his FBI Director, the Democrat Candidate and their minions all entered into a seditious conspiracy to thwart George Washington's peaceful transfer of executive power and rig the People's presidential election by framing and wiretapping Donald Trump and his campaign. This is the Greatest Political Scandal in American History.

After Donald Trump won anyway, Mueller was chosen as a front-man by the same crooked Weissman DOJ and FBI team that had tried to frame Trump in the first place. It was not an "investigation". It was a continuation of the coup attempt by other means. They knew there was no collusion because they were the ones who had tried in vain to manufacture it for years. So they sat around calling Russians to offer them sweetheart deals for the perjured testimony they wanted, while waiting for actively baiting President Trump to fire somebody so they could call it obstruction. It was itself an Obstruction of Justice. And dragging it out through the mid-terms was election-tampering by Mueller and Weissman.

This official criminality is the sort of thing that can split a nation apart. This MUST be addressed by Attorney General Barr in a meaningful way--and soon. If left unpunished, a future administration would simply take up where the Obama/Clinton Crime Syndicate and the Deep State left off, and that could mean civil strife and massive upheavals--or worse. Look at Puerto Rico. We must prevent that here. So Business as Usual will not do. 

Sidney Powell says it all: "The future of our Republic depends on restoring the rule of law."

And, Bob--take your wire phone with you this time.

There Was A Crooked Man--UPDATE:

Why MUH RUSSIA! in the first place?

* It wasn't "in the first place"; it was an after-the-fact fraud, invented to justify the wiretapping and spying that had already been going on--probably for years.
* Because it was John Brennan’s field of expertise.
* Brennan would have talked to certain Russians about his plot when he went to Moscow in March, 2016 to enlist their assistance.
* And after Seth Rich was assassinated, it was MANDATORY that it be a Russian DNC hack. ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY.

In any case, any election interference by Russian Intelligence pales into nothingness compared to the massive and unprecedented criminal election interference by American Intelligence.

ps; I think the Social Media Tech Monopolies were set to out-do even the Deep State’s election-tampering in the upcoming election. Hence the AG's recent shot across their bow.

For a man who has lived on perjury charges for the last two years, Mueller certainly committed a lot of it today. He couldn't remember the word "conspiracy", as in collusion vs. conspiracy. But in fairness, he's been trying to forget a lot of conspiracies these days.

The fact that he couldn’t remember that it was Ronald Reagan who first appointed him is really the Perfect Metaphor, isn't it? Our Ruling Class can't remember their origins anymore, having sold us out and run this country into the dirt, until we finally had to secure another truly great president to put them back in their place.

Thank you to our Representatives and to our President for hanging in there. Awesome.

"Wax My Balls"-Guy or "Wax-My-Balls"-Government: Which Is the Greater Threat?

It's Not Even a Close Shave!

"In fact, it's like the Democrats are all competing with each other to see how many Americans they can drive away from the party. And of course, the nadir of the debates was certifiable moron Julian Castro trying to extend abortion rights to trans women. Like they have actual uteruses. The kicker here is not that he said something ridiculously stupid, politicians say stupid things all the time, it's not that the audience applauded like trained seals, it's that he wasn't called on it. The normal response to such an idiotic remark would be something like, 'WTF are you talking about, you witless boob?' But *not one* of the debate moderators, whose self-appointed job it is to keep America informed, guardians and protectors of the 1st amendment, speakers of truth to power, yada yada yada, saw fit to ask even a clarifying question. No, they all just went on like everything was normal and Castro's answer made perfect sense, nothing to see here, move along."--Oregon Muse

As distasteful as it is, you've probably heard of the Canadian man who claims to be a woman for attention. No--not Justin Trudeau. I mean the "Wax-My-Balls"-guy, who goes around trying to get unwilling women cosmetologists to wax his "vagina", or, as it was called throughout human history until now, his penis.

As mentally-ill and perverted as that is, a Canadian Human Rights council is humoring his discrimination complaints against the actual women. If they rule for him, these women will either have to go out of business or submit to state-sponsored sexual assault.

To paraphrase Trotsky, you may not be interested in wax, but wax is interested in you. Even if they happen to get this perv on recent accusations of kiddie-diddling, the State seems to share his world-view. If convicted, he would likely get his choice of men's or women's prison.

While he is a threat to those nearby, Wax-My-Balls-government has control of police forces, courtrooms, jails, schools, taxing and licensing authorities, workplace enforcement and countless other venues to impose their psycho-perversion on the entire society.

And before you dismiss it as a Canadian problem, its here in the States, too.

* Women and girls are now routinely denied medals, trophies, records, scholarships and locker room privacy by being forced to compete with men. And punished if they object.
* Before the clock finally ran out on that evil administration, Obama tried to force co-ed showers on every school in the country by withholding federal highway funding from states that would not kowtow to Big Wax.
* A transgendered military is the majority position of the House under both Speaker Paul Pelosi and Speaker Nancy Ryan. The idea is to use the military to crowbar it into society and to kneecap our military by making it the world's largest provider of free sex-changes, as in the Curious Case of Manning's Privates. From winning wars to winning the Sexual Revolution.
* California has passed prisoner choice, letting inmates choose men's or women's prisons. Curiously, no reporter has asked Democrat candidates about it. They have a self-styled Criminal Justice reform-guy, a gay mayor who runs a jail and a former California attorney general and Joe Biden--yet curiously, no questions. Odd.
* The NIH tried to hand out $200k-grants to study the best way to chemically-castrate small boys. In previous generations, that was known as a "war crime", Dr. Mengele. Mommy Munchausen may want a Social Justice Trophy-Kid, but shouldn't he be old enough to buy cigarettes?
* Then there are the anecdotal cases:  An old perv shows his junk to the girl's swim team down at the Parks and Rec pool. He claimed he was the new Martin Luther Queen and Rosa Park-Bench. Instead of being arrested, the staff apologized.

Or the second-grade teacher who saw a crayon refrigerator drawing by a boy, picturing himself in his favorite Lakers jersey. She decided that the jersey was a dress and therefore the boy was a girl. When his parents objected to her diagnosis (aka dementia), she then threatened to seize the child with social services.

Wake up and smell the Wax.

Waxy Yellow Build-UPDATE:

One of the salons the perv has driven out of business (photo by perp)

This cockroach is using Twitter to lure little girls.

His critics are using Twitter to shine a light on the cockroach.

Guess who Twitter bans?

11 at 50: Apollo Rising

#RoadtoApollo50th

“I am the vine, you are the branches. 
Whosoever abides in me will bring forth much fruit."
-John 15: 5

"Houston, we have a Buzz."

Again.

And "Always".

Much more...

ps: President Trump is a Space Force himself. The reason the president keeps emphasizing Mars over the Moon (in agreement with Michael Collins) is because he wants History to remember him for the Mars Landing the way JFK is remembered for the Moon Landing.

And History shall be very kind to him, for I intend to write it.

Up--UPDATE: Steyn's 'Fly Me To the Moon': "Buzz Aldrin proposed a follow-up song, "Get Your Ass to Mars"..."

MNN Weakened Update: The "Omar is sad," said Omar-Said--Edition

Manufactured News Network: "If It's News, It's Manufactured!"

"When I was a kid, we manufactured news with nothing but a dog-eared copy of 'The Paranoid Style in American Politics', a Five-Year Soviet grain forecast and a reel-to-reel tape recorder--and we liked it!" 

* El Chapo was sentenced to life in prison yesterday. He was charged with Operating a Human Trafficking Ring While Not a Congressman.

Pictured here, Coyote Booker tries to abduct a random passer-by for his trafficking empire.

* Pentagon officials were called up to Capitol Hill yesterday by panicked Democrats. The military spokesmen reassured lawmakers that the Iranian Drone downed by the Navy was, in fact, not Valerie Jarrett. Former Sec. of State John Kerry said he would discuss it at his next scheduled negotiation with the Mullahs.

* Obama/Hawaii/Roberts-Judge Jesse Furman ruled that there would be no citizenship question on the 2020 Census. "Americans don't need to know things. When they know things, they start wanting to make informed decisions and citizens deciding things is dangerous to our system of democracy," said Judge Furman.

However, in the Long Form's 28-page questionnaire on your bowel movements, the hack judge did allow a question about how many people in your household were forced to drink out of a toilet by President Trump.

* Archeologists just announced a startling new discovery. Long ago and far away in The Land Before Two and-a-Half Years Ago, a president named "Obama" told 3 million minorities to go back where they came from--and forced them to do so. At gunpoint.

But in a nice way.

* Germany's Angela Merkel saluted the 4 Congresswomen of "The Squat" in their blitzkrieg against President Trump. This marks the second time in less than a century that a shaky German leader has made an alliance with Jew-hating Islamists against a popular 4-term US president.

"Pssst...you know who else lied about concentration camps?"

* As a way of crapping on a moment of national unity, The New York Times published an article praising the Soviet Space Program as more diverse than Apollo 11. This marks the ten-millionth time in less than a century that the Times has served as a fluffer for the Soviets.
"It's been decades since the fall of the Soviet Union, and we still can't stop ourselves," said Collusion Desk Editor Smear Smirnoff. "Besides, Putin ordered us to."

Duranty: the Original Well-Creased Pant-Leg

* Medical doctors were called to Beverly Hills recently after TMZ noticed that Miley Cyrus' had not been photographed with her tongue inside her mouth since 2005. As of 2019, EMTs were unable to budge the appendage. "Well, at least she's not cross-eyed, too," said ambulance driver Billy Ray Bans.

* When reporters asked if, as a former California attorney general, Kamala Harris supported California's new co-ed Trans-prison law which allows rapists to choose women's prisons and prostitutes to choose men's prisons, Harris said: "I look forward to debating Vice-President Nathan Bedford Biden."

* After Bernie Sanders' campaign workers demanded the Living Wage of $15 per hour that he promised all Americans, the Vermont senator led his confused staffers on a wildcat strike against himself.

"That management bastard up in the penthouse is going to pay up! Solidarity! Let's stick it to the Man...oh, wait...I am the Man!" After Union Bernie negotiated with Management Bernie, workers were offered free tuition to Burlington College, the shuttered institution that his wife drove into bankruptcy.

"We're not gonna' take this fraudulent offer from the Suits! Who do they think they are?" said Union Bernie. "Now get back to work; Papa needs a new Moscow Honeymoon!" said Management Bernie. Eventually, the strikers settled. For Elizabeth Warren.

And that's the way it is-ish.

"The Life of a Dog": Ilhan Omar Hates Your Guts! National Disgrace Congress-UPDATE

She Even Hates Her Colleagues in Congress:

"We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."--Rep. Ilhan Omar, dissing Congress and you!

We were always disappointing Barry, but even Michelle said she was finally proud of America for electing her husband. But we have never, ever done one thing right according to Little Miss Warlord 1993.

In 2016, she literally sympathized with terrorists, begging a judge for leniency for neighborhood ISIS recruits: America "alienated" them, you see. It's your fault.

In 2017, Omar called the American troops at Blackhawk Down the real terrorists: "In his selective memory, [the writer] forgets to also mention the thousands of Somalis killed by the American forces that day! #NotTodaySatan."

Sergeant Major Kyle E. Lamb, USA (retired):

"On June 5, 1993, two dozen Pakistani soldiers working for the United Nations peacekeeping effort were attacked and killed by forces loyal to Farah Aidid (three Americans were injured in that attack as well). The next day, the U.N. passed a resolution condemning the attack and calling for the arrest of those responsible and of those inciting and organizing other attacks against U.N. forces. The man most responsible for the violence was Aidid himself, who unilaterally declared himself president (he was never recognized as a legitimate political leader).

Task Force Ranger was the 1993 military effort ordered by President Bill Clinton to capture Aidid and his lieutenants so the U.N. could deliver food and medical aid without fear of being attacked or killed by Aidid’s forces. The American soldiers Omar attacked in her tweet — the men of Task Force Ranger –weren’t sent to Somalia for fame or fortune. They weren’t there because of a deep desire to visit the God-forsaken nation of Somalia. They were deployed to support peacekeepers who were desperate to rescue the country from starvation and the ravages of civil war. To do that, they had to capture the men responsible for it.

By the time Task Force Ranger had been launched, Aidid’s network of drug-addled, Khat-dealing gun runners had taken over Mogadishu and were doing everything they could to oppress any and all rival clans, including that of Omar, the Majeerteen. In other words, we were sent halfway across the world to help protect people just like Omar and her family. Nineteen incredible men gave their lives defending her country while serving ours. They deserve to be lauded for their service, not attacked for it.

I am thankful Omar and her family and countless others were able to escape to neighboring Kenya while we fought to protect those left behind, but I simply cannot comprehend her attitude towards those of us who fought to protect her country and countrymen from warlords who plunged Somalia only further into violence and starvation. I am glad that Omar can now enjoy the very freedoms we fought to protect, like the freedom of speech and the free exercise of religion affirmed in the U.S. Constitution, but I don’t understand why she uses those freedoms to slur the men and women of the U.S. military who made her security and liberty a reality. 

The simple truth is that Omar enjoys the fruits of American combat deaths, yet she can’t even bring herself to acknowledge the ultimate sacrifice that was made on her behalf, either as a Somali or an American. Her clan didn’t stand a chance against Aidid and Habar Gidirs, so I don’t blame her for leaving. But I do blame her for attacking those of us who had zero personal interest or investment in her nation for doing our jobs on behalf of our country. And I blame her for smearing American servicemen because we answered the call of our nation to address the violent barbarism of hers."...….

Rep. Ingrate Omar says our troops in Mogadishu were the real terrorists, even though they saved her life and the lives of all her brother/husbands.

"I probably love this country more than anyone that is naturally born--Hey, dibs on that rotor!"

And what about the rest of the Fraud Squad?

Diaper Rashida: "A lot of my strength comes from being Palestinian.”
Wait--I thought she was from Detroit!

Right after she called the president a mother***er, she said she was going to represent the West Bank in Congress. 

And then attacked Jewish legislators for dual loyalty. 

Ayanna Pressley: "We don’t need any more brown faces that don’t want to be a brown voice. We don’t need any more black faces that don’t want to be a black voice." 

White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Ayanna Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing, as if they were property of Democrats. Again.

Pressley's pigment is her country. 

Alexandria Hernando-Cortez is not responsible for Puerto Rico's endemic corruption because of her family's heritage. But she is responsible for saying Latino blood gives her the right to wander through all the Americas without passports, visas or any limitations, besides her bad attitude of course.

Which is funny for a person named for two European conquerors, Alexander and Cortez.

In fairness, Donkey-Chompers  believes all eight billion people on earth also have a Absolute Human Right to come here Tuesday, receive free welfare, free housing, free health care, free education, free food and drink water from our free toilets.

Here, the gals refuse to condemn al Qaeda. Or the bomb-throwing Antifa rifleman at the federal building. Because of their undying love for America, you see. 

I would have believed every word if only they'd had themselves put under oath.

"...Hey, lady--come back! You lost your shoe!"

Burn It Down-UPDATE:

40 million Americans still don't have health insurance--the same number as when Obamacare passed. And millions more have coverage that is all but useless. But the DC gangsters don't care. They have great coverage--their employees even get a special small business discount. Big Government is a small business?

Instead of fixing the Border, they're coaching illegals how to break the law. And every Democrat candidate promised to give illegal aliens "free" health care. Besides their own perks, foreigners are all they care about. They stay up nights worrying about them. What about Kate Steinle's family separation? 

They don't give a damn about Americans anymore.

And now these useless mother*****s are passing a non-binding resolution condemning the president's opinion instead of doing something--anything--for the American people?

"We can't work, but we can pass the "Mommy, the Bad Orange Man Hurt My Widdle Feewings-Act of 2019"!"

What a National Disgrace. A National Disgrace Congress.

And now, the incompetents even screwed that up!

This has got to stop.

Pure C.H.A.O.S.--UPDATE: 

Pelosi storms off to the bar! We've had 4 Speakers today--but its early yet! Give AOC the Speaker's Gavel! #It's Her Turn!

The Squat as Jefferson's Wolf--UPDATE: Mark Steyn: Wokeness at Warp Speed

"...the difference between "Bush Derangement Syndrome" and "Trump Derangement Syndrome" was that the former was largely contained to a visceral loathing for the President himself, whereas the latter has been extended to anyone who voted for him - ie, the half of the electorate comprised of "racists", "fascists" and "white supremacists". Now TDS rampages on, to consume half the Democrats, too." …….

It’s coming. These Maoist Children of the Corn are about to denounce the Nazi Klansman Racist-in-Chief: Barack Obama.

Whether it’s his ObamaCamps, the ObamaCages, the millions of deportations or telling foreigners not to send unaccompanied minors to the border lest they be sent back, the Red Guards now find the leftist Obama far too conservative. Biden caught hell for it last week, but they were really Obama’s policies. That’s just how far the Wokeness has come in just two-and-a-half years. 

The Fundamentally Transformed are eating their own former Transformer.

The prospect of Barack Obama finally being thrown under his own bus–muy delicioso!