Saturday, November 12, 2016

Get a Job!

"Sha na na na - sha na na na na, Sha na na na - sha na na na na
Sha na na na - sha na na na na, Sha na na na - sha na na na na
Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip, Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a Job, Sha na na na - sha na na na na
Every morning about this time, She gets me out of my bed a-crying, Get a Job
After breakfast every day, She throws the want ads right my way, And never fails to say, Get a Job!"
--The Silhouettes
Philly 4-Ever!

Help Wanted:

Check these classifieds @

"President Elect Trump has promised to change Washington, DC and that will start with identifying and recruiting the finest men and women from across the country to serve in his Administration. Any individual who wishes to serve the Administration should utilize this online application in order to participate."

And he promises not to give all your personal Office of Personnel Management info to the Chinese!

I'm holding out for mid-level position, say, Assistant Deputy Under-Secretary to the Son-of-a-Bitch Who's Going to Stick It To Those Iranian Pricks Who Built the IEDs That Maimed Our Troops and Then Got Rewarded For It.

I'll work for free.

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