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Scientists Build Bridge Out of Affordable Care Act Paperwork
"We can now legislate reams of unreadable, unworkable, bankrupting fantasy legislation--and rebuild our infrastructure at the same time!" gushed Assistant Under-Secretary to the Federal Pot-Hole Inspector Deputy Dog-Catcher in charge of Crumbling Highways and Shovel-Ready Liver Transplants Shirley Lundeen-Bridges.
Justice Roberts ruled that the bridge was constitutional under the Federal Paperwork Reduction Act.