Saturday, August 27, 2016

Mr. One-Percenter's Downward Revision


Good News! The GDP has been revised downward from 1.2% to 1.1%!

And I'm sure they had to massage the numbers to push it over the single-digit finish line.

This ensures that Pres. Reagan-in-Reverse will achieve another one of his Signature Legacy(tm) Goals:

The Only President in History to Never Get a Year of 3% Growth!

Congratulations all around!

"Why is this good news?" you ask. It's not. For you.

But if your goal is to stifle prosperity so more and more people need welfare socialism, and to expand the Regulatory State so that Socialist Government controls Private Business, then this is the Bestest News Ever!

Plus, it has an added advantage; the more government, the more government favors for Hillary to sell over at the Clinton Thrift & Grift Foundation! Win, win, win!

And it weakens America, which is just sweet, sweet icing on the cake.

But I say we can do even better:

"Hillary says that what the economy really needs now is a tax increase. Crazy. ‎A new study by the National Center for Policy Analysis says that Hillary’s economic plan will eventually shave 1 percent off GDP. That would technically sink the economy down to zero growth."...............

That's the spirit! If we all pitch in, we can make this the best zero-growth yearbook ever!

"Let them eat of the Government Cheese. So let it be written, so let it be done."

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