Thursday, July 21, 2016

Obama's a Commie, Clinton's a Criminal

It's Not Name-Calling; It's Fact-Calling

"I $ee the White Hou$e I$ like a $ubway -- you have to put in coin$ to open the gate$." -- Clinton Chinagate contributor Johnny Chung

"Not too long ago, two friends of mine were talking to a Cuban refugee, a businessman who had escaped from Castro, and in the midst of his story one of my friends turned to the other and said, "We don't know how lucky we are." And the Cuban stopped and said, "How lucky you are? I had someplace to escape to." And in that sentence he told us the entire story. If we lose freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the last stand on earth."--Ronald Reagan, A Time for Choosing, October 27, 1964

Babalu's Alberto de la Cruz contrasts Captive Nations Week: Reagan 1988 versus Obama 2016.

"No mention of the victims of communism in Cuba during President Obama’s watch.  Why not commemorate those Cubans such as Oswaldo Payá Sardiñas, Harold Cepero, Laura Inés Pollán Toledo, Orlando Zapata Tamayo, and others who gave their lives in the cause of freedom in Cuba while the Obama Administration pursued detente with the Castro regime who played a role in their deaths?" ..............



Reagan is inspiring, clear and specific in his Captive Nation statement, while Obama is weak and muddled, mumbling about empowerment. And he is muddy and muddled because he's trying to obscure one central fact: Barack Obama is sympathetic to the Captors because he is a Communist.

I don't even say it pejoratively, only informationally. All his parents and mentors were communists and he is, too. It doesn't require facial hair and an accent. Notorious RBG doesn't have an accent or facial hair, does she?

Obama went to the Cuban Police State to visit the Military Dictators although he will not call Cuba a 'police state' or call the Castros 'military dictators'. Obama made a point of being photographed saluting under the visage of Che. The building with Che's image is the Interior Ministry, the department in charge of the Cuban Gulag. Our Interior Dept. surveys the landscape; their Interior Ministry surveys the political landscape to repress any growth of freedom. Obama symbolically saluted that malignant vision.

He then travelled to Argentina to tell schoolchildren this:

“So often in the past there has been a division between left and right, between capitalists and communists or socialists, and especially in the Americas, that’s been a big debate. Those are interesting intellectual arguments, but I think for your generation, you should be practical and just choose from what works. You don’t have to worry about whether it really fits into socialist theory or capitalist theory. You should just decide what works.”

The Cold War was a "big debate"? And it's not just an "interesting intellectual argument" to those in Cuban prisons.

But the unspoken implication is that Obama is telling them "That's what I do, kids. I choose between communist and capitalist policies." And reporters could then ask him which of his policies are communist. And then I woke up.

Instead we get reporters like
Leslie Stahl, aghast that Trump calls Hillary a criminal, which is like calling the sky blue.
Matt Lauer wetting his pants, trying to browbeat Trump into playing by the same old Rules for Republican Losers.
Chris Matthews protesting when Benghazi relatives say that Hillary got their loved ones killed.

These reporters are basically asking that they not be reminded of what they know deep down to be true about their candidate so they can keep their own illusions intact.

Interestingly, Hillary failed at Benghazi for the same reasons she failed the women her husband molested; Politics.

In Libya, she couldn't send help to the battle because Obama was running for re-election on the basis he had already won the war on terrorists. In Bimbogate, she was also defending a president seeking re-election. And in both cases, by defending these presidents, she was defending her own future candidacy.

The Clintons have already committed and forgotten more scandals than any other politicians will ever have. Selling pardons, selling military secrets to China, using the IRS to harass opponents, investigating women attacked by Bill, etc., etc., etc..

Even those of us who lived through it want to forget the sleaze, grift, crime and shabby residue of those years, not to mention all the bribery and grift committed since then at the State Dept. and the Clinton Foundation.

When we say Obama is a communist and Clinton is a criminal, we do it for the same reasons we say "radical Islamic terrorism";

One, it's true.

Two, to defeat a corrupt ideology, you have to name it.

And three, the Captive Nation today is America.


“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”

Never, never, never.

Monday, July 18, 2016

Fire Shepard Smith: In Your Heart, You Know It's Right

The Time Has Come

Shep discovers opposable thumbs


Now that Roger Ailes has been fired, whatever incriminating evidence Shep had on him is moot. (It was probably photos of Ailes attending a traditional wedding.)

Regardless, here's why Shep Must Go:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

"...nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

The Declaration and the 14th Amendment. Put another way, they say All Lives Matter.

But not to Shep.

Jindal said: “…Shepard I will say this, look, it, it is time for folks across party lines, across ideological lines to con–to condemn this violence, to condemn this insanity. We gotta come together. We’ve got to say that all lives matter. It doesn’t matter what color you are: Black, white, brown, red, it doesn’t matter. All lives matter. We’ve got to protect and value our belief…”

Smith cuts in to attack Jindal: :Governor, you know, you know that that phrase you just used is is one that’s seen by many as, as derogatory, right? I, I just wonder why it is that you use that phrase when there’s a certain segment of the population that believes it’s a real dig on ’em.”

Jindal: "Well, Shepard, it’s not meant to be. The point is we’ve got to move beyond race. Look these police officers, these are, are the men and women that run towards danger not away from it so that we can be safe. It is time for us to be unified as, as a country We’ve to look beyond race. I, I think that’s one, one of the dumbest ways for us to divide people. It’s one of the dumbest way to for us to classify people, or, or categorize people. We shouldn’t be divided, we do need to be united. These are police officers–they don’t care whether you’re black or white they will run towards danger to protect you. That’s what they swear, that’s, that’s their duty, that’s what they do first. These are heroes.

Smith argues back at Jindal:“This sounds like two different things to me, governor. I mean, we had, we had an incident involving a black suspect who was shot and killed. But this is clearly, according to the mayor of Baton Rouge, this is an, this is an ambush of law enforcement officers that’s sending shock waves really across the nation at this moment having nothing to do with anything except innocent officers on patrol and shot dead at a B Quick store on Airline Highway in Baton Rouge.”...................................

Shep seems to be saying these attacks were just run-of-the mill street violence, not an assassination movement, an attack on the very idea of policing and on our civilization.

But beyond that, he's mouthing the Black Lives Matter propaganda point that no one else should claim that their lives matter, as it diminishes the BLM's special claim to victimhood.

It's not just that Shep is a liberal. Hell, liberal journalists created FOX by refusing to tell both sides. Or that the other FOX reporters shun him.

It's just that Shep is so...Sheppy.

In scientific terms, Shep is what is known as "a hysterical ninny". So much so, that ordinary hysterical ninnies violently object to being lumped into the Shepard Smith Hysterical Ninny category with him. Even everyday hysterical ninnies have standards.

I remember when Kevin McCarthy blew his chance to be Speaker. To Shep, it was Armageddon. The Government was leaderless! Planes were falling out of the sky! The Nation might not survive! These contacts make my eyes look Purple just like Liz Taylor's!

In reality, we went seamlessly from Speaker Boehner to Speaker Ryan. Ho, hum.

Let's put it this way; Shep has earned his own show.

On CNN.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

"Willful Blindness" starring Steven Seagal

"This Time, It's For Real."

Consider this a 'strongly-worded letter'.
Ted Cruz:

“Tonight, our close ally France is reeling from yet another major attack apparently carried out by radical Islamic terrorists.

Let us make no mistake about it: Europe is under siege. We must redouble our attacks on the ISIS strongholds in Iraq and Syria, but we cannot deceive ourselves that we can isolate ISIS and related terrorist groups in the Middle East. Thanks to a lack of decisive action, that opportunity has passed. As America has focused on limited regional air strikes, ISIS has been playing a longer game. They have used the last two years to establish a network of militants around the world from France to Bangladesh who are now coming to life. They may be in the United States as well.

We have to remove the blinders and recognize this for what it is: radical Islamic terrorism. We need to stop radicalized individuals from coming into the United States. We need to empower our law enforcement to target this specific threat, whether imported or homegrown. After seven and a half years of the Obama administration denying this danger, it is getting worse, not better. Willful blindness is not a policy.”............

No, it's the latest Seagal flick.

Europe is "Under Seige", Hillary is "Above the Law" and "Willful Blindness" has been playing in every theater of war for the last seven and a half years.


Buck Skin Matters
 


"He really is a little b*tch, isn't he?"


I learned that one from Bo Diddley.




















The Obama Era is like a Steven Seagal Film Festival, except for three things:

*Seagal is a much better actor than Obama.
*Putin fears Steven Seagal.
*And in Obama's movie, the good guys never win. Funny, that.

"I may suck at dialogue, but at least I never left the world in flames."

Saturday, July 16, 2016

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. And Facts are Racist Things.

"My pants? On fire? No--why do you ask?"

"It is one of those laughs that starts out as a laugh but ends up like he [the government bureaucrat] got hit in the stomach halfway through. It’s the first assault on his dignity. So he breaks into his shit-eating grin, this is always phase two. Why do so many [white] bureaucrats, deans, preachers, college presidents, try to smile when the mau-mauing starts? It’s fatal, this smiling. When some bad dude is challenging your manhood, your smile just proves that he is right and you are chickenshit—unless you are a bad man yourself with so much heart that you can make that smile say, “Just keep on talking, sucker, because I’m gonna count to ten and then squash you.”"--Tom Wolfe, Radical Chic & Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers, 1970

Jazz Shaw: When a newspaper apologizes for publishing an accurate headline

"(Fox): “Gunman targeted whites,” read the lead story headline in the Commercial Appeal, a member of the USA Today network. The headline was accurate, as Dallas gunman Micah Xavier Johnson explicitly talked about wanted to kill white police officers before he was eliminated via robot bomb.
That didn’t stop protestors from gathering outside the paper’s office in downtown Memphis on Wednesday to express their displeasure, some holding signs that read “Black Lives Matter.”
Commercial Appeal editor Louis Graham quickly apologized after meeting with the protestors, and wrote an editorial titled, “We got it wrong.”

In case you’re feeling as if you must be missing something here, you didn’t. That was essentially the entire story. The shooter told law enforcement as a direct quote that he wanted to kill white people, particularly white cops. Nobody coerced the statement out of him. He just put it out there for the world to digest. The Commercial Appeal in Memphis ran a short headline stating exactly that fact. And then the Black Lives Matter protesters showed up outside their offices, so the editor – Louis Graham – quickly ran to his keyboard to issue a full throated apology for printing something which he again noted was factually accurate as part of the retraction." .......................

Let the Mau-Mauing begin. And don't kid yourself, it is just the beginning once you cave in to the mob. Self-Editor Louis Graham of The Memphis Commercial Appeal goes Full Grovel:

"In my view the headline was so lacking in context as to be tone deaf, particularly in a city with a 65 percent African American population."

Because there are black facts and white facts. To his credit, the editor promised to never, ever print any pesky facts again.

Here; let me fix that Daily Kowtow headline for you;

“Gunman targeted whites; masked President to hijack memorial service, turning it into Black Lives Matter Kangaroo Court"

Where's my Pulitzer?

UPDATE: We need some true Truth for a change. This just in from our Ace Reporter Clare Herbert Woolston:

Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
All are precious in His sight,
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Updated Update: Thomas Lifson on the recantation and humiliation of the editor:

"Political correctness has attained a level of institutional power today in the United States that it can justifiably be compared with the totalitarian brainwashing efforts seen in Mao Tse-tung’s Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution (also known as "fundamental transformation"). ...I met a prominent Chinese scientist finally able to travel to the USA, who had been denounced, tortured, and imprisoned during the Cultural Revolution for his crimes of having a PhD from an American university and being dedicated to scientific truth instead of political doctrine.  I will never forget the broken man talking about he had been made to confess his crimes in front of a howling mob. Things have not come to this point in the US, I realize, But the mechanism of self-criticism is the same. By affirming something that is known to be untrue, the subject loses control of his own will, surrendering something of the soul."

Quoting Dalrymple: "When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is to co-operate with evil, and in some small way to become evil oneself. One’s standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control."

Related: Connecticut officially redefines all language dealing with “gender”

In othered words, 'If you don't use all the words we just made up last week, your a "genderist" criminal.'


Here's a word for them: ThoughtNazis. And PervPolice. Hey--I can make up words, too!

Just in my lifetime, governments have gone from banning perversity to imposing it.

This will not stand in Jesus' Name, Amen.
 

Mike Pence and Ronald Reagan: "I was just the captain they put on the bridge..."

"We don't celebrate "Dependence Day" on the Fourth of July. We celebrate Independence Day. [Audience: "U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A!"]--Ronald Reagan, 1984 Republican Convention

Donald Trump just passed his first big test.

Larry Kudlow:

"Donald Trump hit two home runs this week. The first, immediately following the horrific terrorist truck attack in Nice, was his statement in a media interview that if elected he would ask Congress for a declaration of war to combat global terrorism. The second was the inspired selection of Indiana governor Mike Pence to join the GOP ticket."




Mike Pence: "I met President Reagan in the summer of 1988. I was a 29 year-old candidate for Congress and he was winding down a presidency that changed the world. It was a Candidate photo op in the Blue Room of the White House. I was determined to say something of meaning to the great man.

So I looked him square in the eye, and I told him I just wanted to thank him for everything he had done for the country and everything he had done to 'inspire my generation to believe in America again.'

He seemed surprised, his cheeks appeared to redden with embarrassment and he said, "Well, Mike, that's a very nice thing of you to say."

Moments later in the Ballroom he took a minute to respond to my and others' accolades with characteristic humility and optimism saying, "Many of you have thanked me for what I did for America, but I want you to know I don't think I did anything for this country--the American people decided it was time to right the ship, and I was just the captain they put on the bridge when they did it."


A young Mike Pence with President Reagan, 1988.

We're in good God's hands. Pence with Bibi.


Donald with the Ronald:


The Ticket:


"We celebrate the right of each individual to be recognized as unique, possessed of dignity and the sacred right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. At the same time, with our independence goes a generosity of spirit more evident here than in almost any other part of the world. Recognizing the equality of all men and women, we're willing and able to lift the weak, cradle those who hurt, and nurture the bonds that tie us together as one nation under God.

Finally, we're here to shield our liberties, not just for now or for a few years but forever. ...

We came together in a national crusade to make America great again, and to make a new beginning. Well, now it's all coming together. With our beloved nation at peace, we're in the midst of a springtime of hope for America. Greatness lies ahead of us."--President Reagan, August 23, 1984 ...............

He was hers, she was his, and their TRULUV was America.

I'm in, Captain. All in.

"J.V. Team" Evidently Stands for "Junior Vivisectionists": The Failure to Confront Evil

Barbarian Butchers vs. Bolshevik Bullshitters

"But we cannot win this war by killing them, we cannot kill our way out of this war. We need, in the longer term, medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”--State Dept. Spokesperson Marie "Jobs for Jihadis" Harf, Feb.16, 2015

Jobs, huh?

Like truck driver? Will the latest Nice attack be classified as a "road rage" traffic incident by the ObamaBlob?

But before the infamy of Bataclan fades into just another work-a-day Obama-Era Atrocity, a report was just released--if you can stomach it.

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton:

"It was so bad that the police ran out and vomited. The monsters gouged out eyes, cut off testicles and stuffed them in the mouths of their victims and disemboweled the men while they were alive. I understand the women were raped and then their genitalia was cut off and they were disemboweled as well while they were still breathing. These are not just terrorists, they are demons straight out of hell." ....................

They have jobs. And so do we.

Our job--no, our Sacred Duty, is to crush them, to kill them dead.

Short-term, medium-term, long term: Dead.

Not "degraded"; they're already as degraded as humans can be. Dead.

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Five For Fighting Crime

For ALL Of Us.

Thank you for serving.


“He knew the danger of the job, but he never shied away from his duty as a police officer.”
Patrick Zamarripa, Brent Thompson, Lorne Ahrens, Michael Smith and Michael Krol.

Their stories are here.

Shetamia Taylor:  "I was running behind them and I felt the bullet in the back of my leg...The officer got on top of me and covered me and my son. Another cop [was] at my feet and another [stood] by us and they protected us. I saw another officer get shot in front of me. ...Hundreds of rounds. There were shots all around us. I'm thankful for the police because they had no regard for their life and protected us....I'm so thankful...I never stopped praying...Thank you for being heroes."
 

 
Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.--John 15:13 

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Everytime Obama Screws Up, He Wants More Gun Control

Obama's War on Cops Comes Home To Roost

Is it just World-Class Incompetence or some  Cloward–Piven Strategery to overload the system, create a crisis and then "fix" it with a giant Statist Solution, i.e. Obamacare?

I say World-Class Incompetence. But it's debatable.

*Washington: Instead of stopping the entry of ever-more No-Fly Suspects, Democrats have a solution: Gun Control!
*Ft. Hood: Obama orders the FBI to stop violating Maj. Nidal Hassan's rights. After all, chatting with the 9/11 Imam about killing your fellow soldiers is as American as apple pie. After the shooting, they classify it as a dispute about who let the office copier run out of ink. Solution: Gun Control!
*Boston: The Russians, grateful for all of Hillary's sweet American uranium, warn the Feds about the Brothers Tsarnaev. Ho, hum. In the aftermath of the bombing and shootout, a Solution: Gun Control!
*San Bernardino: The Feds actively import terrorists with no vetting. Solution: Gun Control!
*Charleston: Feds screw up Dylan Roof's background check. Solution: Gun Control!
*Orlando: Feds close Mateen investigation, accepting his claim that he was being picked on. With so many other cases being created by Obama letting in new terror sympathizers, investigators must move on. Solution: Gun Control!
*Dallas: Democrats push phony "Hands Up, Don't Shoot!" narrative, coddle pro- cop killer Black Lives Matter mob and then act surprised at this latest attack. Obama gives his "I Blame Cops" Speech as Micah Johnson is loading his rifle. Solution: Gun Control!

This crazed vet should have gotten help at the VA--but they screwed that up, too!

The Obama, Holder, Sharpton & Hillary War on Cops has consequences.

And the Go-To Solution of Gun Control is not the answer.

We need Democrat Control instead.

Affirmative Action Barry: "So, when people say ‘black lives matter,’ it doesn’t mean ‘blue lives’ don’t matter, it just means all lives matter."

The hell it does. When Gov. Whathisface from Maryland was being interviewed by the celebrity illegal alien journalist (hiding in the shadows by interviewing presidential candidates on tv), he was beaten down by Black Lives Matter for saying exactly that.

Hillary is out lecturing "white people" on what they need to do just because she needs votes, which is so creepy it makes my skin crawl. These people have less than zero credibility on race.

More: “I think it’s very hard to untangle the motives of this shooter.”

When a grand jury and the DOJ investigators both exonerate completely Officer Wilson, Obama hints that he was guilty and says "We may never know what really happened".
When Omar Mateen pledges allegiance to ISIS, we just can't say what his motives were.
Now we can't untangle this Dallas racist, either?

The Nurse Ratchet Effect: Exit Stage Left

I was puzzled.

In the bad old days (that Obama seems hell-bent on resurrecting), the Communists had a one-way ratchet policy for their victim nations.

JFK: "We cannot negotiate with those who say "What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable.""

No country, once captured by Communists could ever be allowed to return to freedom.

Similarly, Islamists hold the same view. Western Journalism:

"...the country is considered an eternal part of Dar Islam (the house of Islam) because Spain was once part of the caliphate. ...

Moreover, the Islamic State announced at the beginning of 2016 that it intended to re-impose Muslim rule over Spain. The Jihadist group released a video that showed an ancient map of El-Andalus (Spain) and declared that the time had come to expand the Caliphate in North Africa and southern Europe.

ISIS kept word when it came to North Africa. The organization is busy taking over Libya and has already carried out attacks against Tunisia. But with Spain, it’s quite a different story. Last year Spanish police delivered a blow to ISIS’ aspirations when it cracked down on supporters of the Islamic State and arrested more than 90 Islamists.

As for ISIS’ promise to flood Spain with thousands of Muslim refugees, that didn’t work out either." ................

Even though Obama insists on calling Spain "Andalusia", Spain is having none of it. They told Islamists demanding a "Right of Return" to stuff it. They prefer freedom.

And then I understood the opposition to Brexit perfectly.

But America has just had it's first Islamo/Communist administration.

Will we be allowed to escape?

The Joy of Boys

Awesome.

John Dodge at CBS Chicago:

Run Jude, Run!

It was an amazing sight because Jude Hill lost his feet after a lawnmower accident two years ago. ...
Now, he has new high-tech blade feet thanks to Heather Abbott, a Boston woman who lost her leg in the marathon bombing.

The blade feet are made of carbon fiber and the struts are designed for heavy impact.

“Jude’s running blades were designed for his weight class. I made the sockets. When he gets older, and bigger, he’ll need new ones,” said David Rotter, Clinical Director of Prosthetics, Scheck & Siress, which works with the University of Chicago Hospital. ...

“He put them on and he started running. It was pretty amazing,” laughed Rotter.

His parents:  “You almost forget he doesn’t have feet, he’s doing so well.”

He's fast, too!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

The Top Ten Differences Between Hillary Clinton and Thomas Jefferson!

"It's a lot easier for the base to get itself a new elite than for the elite to find itself a new base."--Mark Steyn

It's time to choose a New Elite and Pres. Obama wants to help us--by selling us the same old, tired New Elite we've had for years.

Some Revolting Truthiness at Truth Revolt:

"“There has never been any man or woman more qualified for this office than Hillary Clinton,” Obama said."

"EVER!" he added. Wow--that's an impressive claim!

"Don't mind me. I say things."
Barack Hussein Obama says George Washington was not more qualified to be president than Hillary Rodham Clinton. Winning our Independence and then going home, he was a general who refused to seize power for himself. Except for Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus, a rarity unheard of in World History.

I can easily see her nobly refusing power like that.

"Oh, no, he d'int! He compared us, really?"
She's clearly the equal of the dead broke Thomas Jefferson, after he got his six million dollar advance for writing the Declaration of Independence.

"Don't lump me in with the wench--I don't know her."
She's every bit as prepared as James Madison; he was just the "Father of the Constitution" and the Bill of Rights.

She's the wife of "The Bill of Wrongs".

"I know not of her either, Thomas. Good DAY to you, Madame!"
Lincoln, seeking re-election after delivering the Gettysburg Address, freeing the slaves and saving the nation was not more prepared than Hillary. How many frequent flyer miles did Lincoln rack up?

"You mean...I could have gotten paid for this speech?"
Like Lincoln, Hillary also saved a nation. Libya. For ISIS. They go there on Spring Break now.

Killing Khadafy was supposed to be her first campaign commercial. Funny, she never brags about Libya anymore, or the 3am phone calls she ignores.

We need not even discuss pikers like Andy Jackson, U.S. Grant, or Dwight D. Eisenhower--the Battle of New Orleans, Appomattox and D-Day all pale next to Hillary's military accomplishments.

"You must be joking!"
"I am indeed."
Did you know she once took incoming sniper fire on a Bosnian tarmac? We think they got Sinbad instead, because he's disappeared. Here's a photo of that soul-searing day spent at death's doorstep:

I hope she filed a PTSD claim. The kid, I mean.
Obama said "any man or woman"--that means she's as ready to serve as Dolley Madison, who famously saved George Washington's portrait, fleeing from the White House a step ahead of the marauding British.

Hillary also famously fled the White House with the valuables in tow--only she never brought them back.

"Quickly, before Hillary realizes she missed something!"
Perhaps this assertion by Obama needs more historical investigation. There are of course many, similarities between the Founders and the Clintons.

For example, Washington survived a portentous plot in the Conway Affair. And Bill Clinton once had an affair in a Port-o-Potty at a Conway Twitty show. But there are also differences. Ergo,

The Top Ten Differences Between Hillary Clinton and Thomas Jefferson!

10.) Jefferson sought to nullify the Alien & Sedition Acts.
With Hillary, they're not an act.

9.) Jefferson grew tobacco, his main cash crop.
Hillary grew government, her main cash crop.

8.) Jefferson attacked the World's Top Superpower--and beat their pants off!
Hillary attacked top supermodels after Bill beat their pants off.

7.) When Jefferson found his mail was being opened, he invented the Wheel Cipher to keep it safe.
When Hillary found her e-mails were being opened by hackers, she invented the 3pm nap. To go along with her 3am sleep-through-the phone-call nap.

6.) Jefferson made the Louisiana Purchase for 15 million dollars in government funds, doubling the size of the nation.
Hillary purchased Louis Vuitton with government funds, gave speeches for 15 million dollars and helped double the size of the National Debt.

5.) Hillary changed the name of the Jefferson-Jackson Day Dinner because she's ashamed of them.
Jefferson and Jackson refuse to have dinner with Hillary because they're ashamed of her. You never see them together, do you?

4.) Jefferson stayed at the White House after winning in 1800.
Hillary charged $1800 per night to stay at the White House.

3.) As Olde America began to wear under the Tax Bill, Jefferson wrote the Declaration.
Hillary once declared Bill's old underwear a tax write-off.

2.) Jefferson owned slaves.
Hillary Rents-to-Own.

and the Number One Difference Between Hillary Clinton and Thomas Jefferson:

1.) Jefferson is on the nickel.
Hillary never made an honest one.

Your Bonus Clinton/Jefferson Differences:

Jefferson fought and won a war against the Barbary Pirates, the Radical Islamic Terrorism of his day.
Hillary is one Bribery Pirate, fighting against those who say "Radical Islamic Terrorism" today.

Jefferson contributed tobacco, a foundational crop in Virginia.
Hillary hates tobacco--until Jefferson made a contribution to the Foundation.


Hillary said "At this point, what possible difference could it make?"
Jefferson said "We pledge our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor."

And that has made all the difference.

"I'm Too Big to File!"

Gold-Plated Liars: Hillary Clinton's Moral University

Get Bent, America

Who can forget the immortal words of Rev. Martin Luther King?:

"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends away from justice in Hillary Clinton's case."

Not John Kass:

The moral universe of Hillary Clinton

"The arc of the moral universe is long," shouted the freshly unindicted Hillary Clinton at a Democratic rally in North Carolina, with President Barack Obama at her side and the FBI behind her in her dust, "but it bends toward justice."

She nodded in triumphant agreement with herself, her head moving up and down, chin stabbing the air, a righteous bobblehead Hillary reaching for the presidency of the United States.

Clinton attributed the phrase to Obama, but he'd taken it from Martin Luther King Jr., who years before had taken it from the abolitionist Theodore Parker, who didn't live to see justice bend, dying before the Civil War.

Morality is just a word to some, a word for politicians at rallies to rationalize the grabbing of power. And if there's one thing the Clintons are about, besides lies, it is power.

So if this truly were a moral universe, those words would have turned to wasps in Hillary's mouth.

But they didn't." ..........................

Which can only mean one thing; she got to the wasps.

Forget Trump University; at least you signed up voluntarily to go there.

But we're all mandatory attendees of Hillary Clinton's Moral University. And the lessons we keep learning:

#The Fix Is In, #The Fix Is Still In and #The Fix Will Always Be In.

Go Arc-Benders!

A.F. Branco provides The University's Logo: