"C'mon, Mango!": Joe Biden Will Decide If You Are Black Like Joe!

"That Little Girl Was Me--C'mon, Man!"

"'S'up, my Crackas?"

This is why they're Hidin' Biden in the basement of his crib.

Are you "Black Like Joe"? You can find out by reading his autobiography "A Yogurt-Covered Raisen In the Sun".

Straight Outta Congress: Bribey Joe's palatial DuPont Mansion in the 'Hood
Swim trunks optional!

White Democrats like Joe have lots of expertise in deciding who is black and who is not.

Their Joe Jim Crow elaborate classification system included: "passing", mulattos, mulatresses, quadroons, quarterons, octoroons, melungeons, sacatras, griffes, metifs, meameloucs, sangmeles and mangos.

And Corn Pop. 

"Letter From a Wilmington Pool"

And that was just for permission to go off the high-dive!

"He called me 'Esther Williams'! Who the hell is Esther Williams?"

"...wut?"

Balaam's Other Donkey--UPDATE: Biden on CNBC:
“I’m prepared to say that I have a record over 40 years, and that I’m going to beat Joe Biden.” Joe's gone so far around the bend, he's starting to tell the truth again.